I'd love to write more, but I've been struck down by a chronic condition known as 'lazy bitch disease', so I'll be indisposed for the foreseeable future.

Screaming into the void until it screams back bc I'm lowky lonely rn.

I'm almost convinced I was cursed with the gift of prophecy by Apollo or something because a weirdly high proportion of my predictions are accurate - as long as the outcome I predicted is detrimental to at least one person.

The weirder part of this is that I don't remember ever dating Apollo.

What's up demons, I am once again out here screaming into the void.

Go read my stuff.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1196...

Okay screaming over.

Pugs are the culmination of humanity's transgressions against nature and I will be hearing no arguments against this take.

Knowing what your problems are but not knowing how to fix them is genuinely one of the worst feelings; especially when other people are pointing them out too.

Like yeah, thanks for telling me what I already know; would you mind actually helping me with it?

I've done a thing. Please go fulfil my crippling need for validation at your earliest convenience.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1196...

Happy pride month!

I'm more of a sloth kinda gal myself, but I'm happy for you guys anyway

Sometimes I'll have a moment of clarity where I realise I'm a bad writer, but then I'll just decide to make it everyone else's problem anyway. So the end result is the same as if I had confidence, just with more imposter syndrome.

Still haven't decided whether I find it funnier to constantly make fun of myself, or always be hyping myself up, and the result of this indecision is that I'll swing wildly between the two.

I imagine people are trying to tell if I'm a narcissist or depressed, when really I'm just an idiot.

Unfortunately writing has made me realise that I don't have nearly enough whimsy in my life. No sure what to do with this information, but realistically it's just another thing I'll stress about until I forget.

I keep forgetting that to actually be an author I need to like put work out there. But that seems like a lot of effort and I can't focus on something like that for nearly long enough

How likely I am to be correct on any given call is inversely proportional to how serious I am while making it and I honestly can't tell whether this makes me a goofy cartoon character or a tragic lesson in dramatic irony.

Periodically, I get sudden bursts of motivation to make a youtube channel and get to the point where I've mostly set up the channel customisation, and I'll script a video. And then I'll either remember that video editing hurts my brain, or forget that I was ever motivated. Next time tho...

Honestly I have no idea what I'm doing here; however since I am here, I fully intend to make it everyone else's problem