Hideous corpus is going after habeas corpus

F*ck you, Will Shortz, you spongy, ill-breeding miscreant! You can’t let 48A in - it hasn’t been used since 1967 for a reason! May your name be a byword for folly! #NYTcrossword #NYTXW

Movie idea: reboot #WeekendAtBernies, but except from just carrying around the body, they also connect a voice box to #ChatGPT! When they run out of free 4o messages, hilarity ensues!

If you-know-who wants to annex Gaza unilaterally, does it mean that the next person can donate it back to the Palestinians and get us to a two-state solution faster than we would have otherwise?

David Lynch didn’t die - he’s somewhere trying to f*ck around with BOB

I’m convinced that saying “hello”, “please” and “thank you” to #Claude and other LLMs is the new returning your shopping cart..

My favorite part about going to the Y is when people circle the parking lot for 10’ to find a spot closer to the door. To go to the gym. To exercise.

My 2-year old has destroyed more library books than then Moms for Liberty, and I don’t know how I feel about this 😳

Serious question pt 1: who decides if a day is National or International? E.g. today is National Prime Rib day and National Gummy Bear day, but World Tapir day and International Marconi day. Why are tapirs celebrated more widely than gummy bears? Do other countries honor gummy bears a different day?

#NYTXW, 1/13/24, 6d: “Merriam-Webster’s Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary, and ‘Where’s Waldo?,’ once, surprisingly”

Florida: “Hold my beer”

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Solving the NE corner today and I think that Will Shortz is trying to tell us he’s entering the lifestyle. About damn time too! #NYTXW

Can’t decide which is dumber: in-class (mostly quant) exams or live coding interviews…

Like “can you correctly program/solve this thing you've seen once or twice before in a few minutes with me watching you and no access to Google?“

No, I can’t. Can you?

Bob Barker got as close to 100 as he could without going over! RIP

Can’t trace the onset of many genres or cultural phenoms back to a specific day (or place) but we can for hip hop!

Today’s the 50th anniversary of DJ Kool Herc extending the break for the first time, at a block party at 1520 Sedgewick Ave in the Bronx! Happy birthday, hip hop!

Support the nurses, drive the scabs out of Rochester! #UnionStrong

She has style, she has flair, she is there.. That’s how she became a f*cking badass! #unionstrong

If @jaketapper.bsky.social is not on Threads, what’s even the point of joining?

It’s shaping up to be a casual “we’ll f*ck you all up” Friday down at the SCOTUS today

First skeet! Excited to be here! Please let’s not sell this one to any megalomaniacal billionaires 😅