Tariffs: Permanent Like Bad Coffee
He hinted that tariffs, taxes on imported goods, might stick around. It’s like saying you might keep eating a weird cereal every day because you think it’s good for you, even if most people wince at the first bite.

He might be headed to life in prison, but this story makes you glad you don’t have to explain your Google history to a jury. 😂

Judge cites ‘barbaric’ acts in sentencing Brian Walshe to life in prison without parole for wife’s murder

Imagine being a ship captain right now like: “Oh hi, Venezuelan oil? Never heard of her.” 180-degree turn! 🚢 ➡️ 😂

Trump orders ‘total and complete blockade’ of sanctioned oil tankers coming to and leaving Venezuela

🤣 At this point the press briefing feels like that friend who insists pizza counts as a vegetable.

A survivor’s story is not just about tragedy, but about resilience. Still, no one should ever have to be this strong.