yanke-pen01.bsky.social
@yanke-pen01.bsky.social
Widower, father, aspiring writer, Civil Servant, walking trivia card, not terribly interesting.
Sounds like an accurate summation.
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The only thing I want to hand David Duke is his head.

Followed by all his internal organs, removed alphabetically.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
For what it’s worth, I’m not.

Likely never will be.
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
*Very* elegant.

And good use of lighting.
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Treat anything coming out of that source with a grain of salt.

One the size of the state of Montana.
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I’m keeping mine as well.
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Was Oliver Hazzard P one as well? I often have trouble working out that family tree.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh, I know.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Quite the tall tale. Sounds like he even believes it.

At least the bards and carnival barkers of old *knew* their stories weren’t real.
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The best time to do that was back in 2017.

The second best time is RFN!!

(with apologies to MLK)
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh thank god! I feared I was the only one.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Are we sure he ever had any?

Or at least any after 1970?
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I don’t believe either of them.
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The International Criminal Could *could* do that, at least theoretically.

But as the US isn’t a signatory to the Rome Treaty AND there’s The Service Members Protection Act of 2002, it’s doubtful anyone one in this Administration will stand for trial. At least not in there.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
We’ll be decades digging out of the rubble he leaves behind.

Provided he doesn’t reduced us all to radioactive dust first.
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
One of Bloom County’s greatest creation.

Second only to “Dr Oliver’s Cat Sweat Hair Tonic” (cause of much social unrest and Oliver nearly being traded my his father for said product turning him spear bald)!!
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Didn’t we also send a fleet of gunboats into Tokyo Harbor to reopen (unfavorable) trade with the Japanese in 1854?
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
We’ll need entirely new words to impart the levels of terror and disaster this administration has caused us.
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It’s not like the one on the left can complain or anything.
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Except…what if the dog now knows what the tail’s up to, and refuses to be wagged?
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I don’t think we did.

I think we’re just living in its rotted corpse and are too drugged to think otherwise.
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Of course they did (and I’d argue still do to an extent).

And then, as now, they were fools.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I won’t say it’s the “Magnum Opus” of your corpus, but it’s definitely one of your absolute best works.
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM