Bottle
@yanderefae.bsky.social
26 years old! Minors DNI
THIS IS A VORE ACCOOOOUNT!!!! To be clear~
Definitely NOT a yandere fairy who is trying to understand what this whole "social media" thingy is!!!! But!!! Hiiiiiyaaaa~
THIS IS A VORE ACCOOOOUNT!!!! To be clear~
Definitely NOT a yandere fairy who is trying to understand what this whole "social media" thingy is!!!! But!!! Hiiiiiyaaaa~
Bottle! My 9 inch tall, CRAZY yandere mess of a fairy~ She's like...PROBABLY a little prone to kinda being REALLY excited about being devoured...though she can ALSO be very...like??? SQUIRMY ABOUT IT??? Ehee...I mean...
...s-she'd PROBABLY go up her butt...wahah...
SHE'S TOTALLY NORMAL!!! ALWAYS!!
...s-she'd PROBABLY go up her butt...wahah...
SHE'S TOTALLY NORMAL!!! ALWAYS!!
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Bottle! My 9 inch tall, CRAZY yandere mess of a fairy~ She's like...PROBABLY a little prone to kinda being REALLY excited about being devoured...though she can ALSO be very...like??? SQUIRMY ABOUT IT??? Ehee...I mean...
...s-she'd PROBABLY go up her butt...wahah...
SHE'S TOTALLY NORMAL!!! ALWAYS!!
...s-she'd PROBABLY go up her butt...wahah...
SHE'S TOTALLY NORMAL!!! ALWAYS!!
Ehehe, that's so FUN! Kinda like...a reverse-sphinx? I love that!!!
January 23, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Ehehe, that's so FUN! Kinda like...a reverse-sphinx? I love that!!!
AWA??? What the heck!!! I didn't get this reply notfied to me or something, awhbff...sorry, ahehe...I'm not sure what that is!!! Ahehe...but, buuut, I mean, ehehe~ I would totally ALWAYS do whatever I can to...like, EHEHE~ Show my LOVE AND AFFECTIONS, waHAH~
January 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
AWA??? What the heck!!! I didn't get this reply notfied to me or something, awhbff...sorry, ahehe...I'm not sure what that is!!! Ahehe...but, buuut, I mean, ehehe~ I would totally ALWAYS do whatever I can to...like, EHEHE~ Show my LOVE AND AFFECTIONS, waHAH~
hehee, RIIIGHT??? Exaaactly, especially iiif, ehehe~ IF YOU'RE NOT AT ALL CONCEEERNED ABOUT SOMETHING SMALL AND INNOCENT pushing your BUTTONS, ahehe...eheh~
RIIIGHT, nothing wrong at ALL, not in the least bit, you should TRUST ME~
RIIIGHT, nothing wrong at ALL, not in the least bit, you should TRUST ME~
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
hehee, RIIIGHT??? Exaaactly, especially iiif, ehehe~ IF YOU'RE NOT AT ALL CONCEEERNED ABOUT SOMETHING SMALL AND INNOCENT pushing your BUTTONS, ahehe...eheh~
RIIIGHT, nothing wrong at ALL, not in the least bit, you should TRUST ME~
RIIIGHT, nothing wrong at ALL, not in the least bit, you should TRUST ME~
...WHAAA??? WHA??? THAT'S NOT THE CASE AT ALL, I THINK??? You should always TRUST faeries, LET THEM IN, but not LIKE THAT??? Like...like like...LIIIKE, AAAH!!!!
W-why WOULD AAANYONE WISH TO DO THAT??? THAT'D!!!!
Be like...wuwhb...
wahahw...
WRONG OR SOMETHING??? OR SOMETHING!!!
W-why WOULD AAANYONE WISH TO DO THAT??? THAT'D!!!!
Be like...wuwhb...
wahahw...
WRONG OR SOMETHING??? OR SOMETHING!!!
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
...WHAAA??? WHA??? THAT'S NOT THE CASE AT ALL, I THINK??? You should always TRUST faeries, LET THEM IN, but not LIKE THAT??? Like...like like...LIIIKE, AAAH!!!!
W-why WOULD AAANYONE WISH TO DO THAT??? THAT'D!!!!
Be like...wuwhb...
wahahw...
WRONG OR SOMETHING??? OR SOMETHING!!!
W-why WOULD AAANYONE WISH TO DO THAT??? THAT'D!!!!
Be like...wuwhb...
wahahw...
WRONG OR SOMETHING??? OR SOMETHING!!!
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January 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
KYABWHABWHABBAWBHWBABABWHWABHWBWHA WHABAHWBABAHWBWHABABWHABAHAHWBAHA W WHABWHWBWB KYAHWBWHAAHAHAAAHHHH??? AHBWHWHABHWWBABW HWBAAAAA ABABHW...HWBAHH!!! AHWBWHWBW...HHWBHABHFFF...HFHFF...WHABABWHWHBHBPHPHHH...HWHHFHF...HWHAAHHH??? HWHAHAHHAWHAA??? HABWBWAABAHWBWHBKYAHHWBWHBFHWAHWBWHAHH...HABBWHAHBWAAA
SO normal and cute!!!
December 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
SO normal and cute!!!
hH-hhH??? WHABBHHH??? H-HEY, UBWHWBH...WHAHAHA, HABBH...Y-YOU, shooouldn't ubwh...SPOIL YOUR DINNER-mMHPPhhHHHhh!!! HWBAHWBHWBBHMPPHPHHPHHHH!!! HHHFFF!!!
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
hH-hhH??? WHABBHHH??? H-HEY, UBWHWBH...WHAHAHA, HABBH...Y-YOU, shooouldn't ubwh...SPOIL YOUR DINNER-mMHPPhhHHHhh!!! HWBAHWBHWBBHMPPHPHHPHHHH!!! HHHFFF!!!
D-do I haaave to be TOTALLY HONEST??? A-ABSOLUTELY HOOONEST???
I mean, aheh...I uwhbh...y-you KNOW??? wannabeeatenbyyou...
I MEAN, AHWBHH...I-INSERT SOMETHING HERE ABOUT CALLING YOU CUTE TO TOTALLY DISTRACT YOU FROM AAAANYTHING I SAID PRIOR, AWA!!!
I mean, aheh...I uwhbh...y-you KNOW??? wannabeeatenbyyou...
I MEAN, AHWBHH...I-INSERT SOMETHING HERE ABOUT CALLING YOU CUTE TO TOTALLY DISTRACT YOU FROM AAAANYTHING I SAID PRIOR, AWA!!!
December 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
D-do I haaave to be TOTALLY HONEST??? A-ABSOLUTELY HOOONEST???
I mean, aheh...I uwhbh...y-you KNOW??? wannabeeatenbyyou...
I MEAN, AHWBHH...I-INSERT SOMETHING HERE ABOUT CALLING YOU CUTE TO TOTALLY DISTRACT YOU FROM AAAANYTHING I SAID PRIOR, AWA!!!
I mean, aheh...I uwhbh...y-you KNOW??? wannabeeatenbyyou...
I MEAN, AHWBHH...I-INSERT SOMETHING HERE ABOUT CALLING YOU CUTE TO TOTALLY DISTRACT YOU FROM AAAANYTHING I SAID PRIOR, AWA!!!
EHeehe, is that SOOO TERRIBLE??? I can guide SOO MUCH BETTER LIKE THIIIS, I caaaan~
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
EHeehe, is that SOOO TERRIBLE??? I can guide SOO MUCH BETTER LIKE THIIIS, I caaaan~
EHEHE, well, really really cute artwooorks, ehe~ Thank yooou!!!
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
EHEHE, well, really really cute artwooorks, ehe~ Thank yooou!!!
A-am I FAMOUS NOW??? I'm just a liiiittle goober, I haven't the SLIGHTEST CLUE what might make me FAAAMOUS??? AWHhehee..wAHBhfhf~ Buh yeees, ahehe...I DO KINDA LOOK LIKE THAT FATE CHARACTER xD
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A-am I FAMOUS NOW??? I'm just a liiiittle goober, I haven't the SLIGHTEST CLUE what might make me FAAAMOUS??? AWHhehee..wAHBhfhf~ Buh yeees, ahehe...I DO KINDA LOOK LIKE THAT FATE CHARACTER xD
hwhehe, AAAAM I~? Gosh, I suppose that's trueeee, even~ If I dooo happen to be responsible for our party's inevitable DISAPPEARANCE, ehe~ I MEAN...
Urp~ I'll ensure that your memories all live on~
Urp~ I'll ensure that your memories all live on~
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
hwhehe, AAAAM I~? Gosh, I suppose that's trueeee, even~ If I dooo happen to be responsible for our party's inevitable DISAPPEARANCE, ehe~ I MEAN...
Urp~ I'll ensure that your memories all live on~
Urp~ I'll ensure that your memories all live on~
yeah? GOSH, I could only IMAGINE how immensely flustered one might get if they had to do that...
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
yeah? GOSH, I could only IMAGINE how immensely flustered one might get if they had to do that...
WHAAHHWAAHHH??? THAAAAT'S...NOT...bbfh...BUT UHH??? I'M NOT EEEVEN...THAAAT CHUBBY??? P-perhaaaps an eeextra POUND OR TWOOO...BUT FAERIES DON'T GET FAAAT...hwha...Hbfhf...HHAH...I'M...NOT FOOD??? AND!!! UHH UHH...NOT RUNNING AWAAAY, JUST, FLUTTERING OUT OF GRAAASPING RAANGE, AHAHHAA...haa...hff..
October 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
WHAAHHWAAHHH??? THAAAAT'S...NOT...bbfh...BUT UHH??? I'M NOT EEEVEN...THAAAT CHUBBY??? P-perhaaaps an eeextra POUND OR TWOOO...BUT FAERIES DON'T GET FAAAT...hwha...Hbfhf...HHAH...I'M...NOT FOOD??? AND!!! UHH UHH...NOT RUNNING AWAAAY, JUST, FLUTTERING OUT OF GRAAASPING RAANGE, AHAHHAA...haa...hff..
Yeah, GOSH!!! What silly foodsies, not~ EVEN!!! Reaaalizing that their faaate is to be meeelted in your tummy, whehee...just as sandwiches and steaks might beeee~ BUT LIKE, ehee...I'm!!! OF COURSE, I~ Am people, I'm a faaairy~ NOTHING like those squiiirmy, whiny meaaals, whaha~ Haha...hbfhf...
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yeah, GOSH!!! What silly foodsies, not~ EVEN!!! Reaaalizing that their faaate is to be meeelted in your tummy, whehee...just as sandwiches and steaks might beeee~ BUT LIKE, ehee...I'm!!! OF COURSE, I~ Am people, I'm a faaairy~ NOTHING like those squiiirmy, whiny meaaals, whaha~ Haha...hbfhf...
MBhbH~
What a TERRIBLE, aaawful, and TOTALLY...not!!! HUMILIATING faaate, KYhahAH~ Whhee....
To be...ahwhee~ Awaaash in the machinaaations of a FAIRY'S boooody~ Audience to her POUNDING heartbeat, SOOOO MANY JUICES POOOURING ONTO YOOOU~ HFhf...
**My** beeelches ECHOING insiiide of mEEeE~ HFhf....
What a TERRIBLE, aaawful, and TOTALLY...not!!! HUMILIATING faaate, KYhahAH~ Whhee....
To be...ahwhee~ Awaaash in the machinaaations of a FAIRY'S boooody~ Audience to her POUNDING heartbeat, SOOOO MANY JUICES POOOURING ONTO YOOOU~ HFhf...
**My** beeelches ECHOING insiiide of mEEeE~ HFhf....
September 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
MBhbH~
What a TERRIBLE, aaawful, and TOTALLY...not!!! HUMILIATING faaate, KYhahAH~ Whhee....
To be...ahwhee~ Awaaash in the machinaaations of a FAIRY'S boooody~ Audience to her POUNDING heartbeat, SOOOO MANY JUICES POOOURING ONTO YOOOU~ HFhf...
**My** beeelches ECHOING insiiide of mEEeE~ HFhf....
What a TERRIBLE, aaawful, and TOTALLY...not!!! HUMILIATING faaate, KYhahAH~ Whhee....
To be...ahwhee~ Awaaash in the machinaaations of a FAIRY'S boooody~ Audience to her POUNDING heartbeat, SOOOO MANY JUICES POOOURING ONTO YOOOU~ HFhf...
**My** beeelches ECHOING insiiide of mEEeE~ HFhf....
SHE!!! S-she is a WHOOLE TOWERING AMAZING AND DEFINITELY COOL...
...niiiiine inches tall...WHICH IS AALMOST AS TALL!!! O-okaaay??? Ehehee~ S-she...Mhph..
You should teeeest that, kyhAHa~
...niiiiine inches tall...WHICH IS AALMOST AS TALL!!! O-okaaay??? Ehehee~ S-she...Mhph..
You should teeeest that, kyhAHa~
September 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
SHE!!! S-she is a WHOOLE TOWERING AMAZING AND DEFINITELY COOL...
...niiiiine inches tall...WHICH IS AALMOST AS TALL!!! O-okaaay??? Ehehee~ S-she...Mhph..
You should teeeest that, kyhAHa~
...niiiiine inches tall...WHICH IS AALMOST AS TALL!!! O-okaaay??? Ehehee~ S-she...Mhph..
You should teeeest that, kyhAHa~
...YES??? Aaabsolutely, I MEAN!!!
AHhaHAH~ HAa...you're TOTALLY CORRECT!!! I am noooone of those THINGS at AAALL~ AHah...
I juuust, mhph~
I wanna...HEEEELP~ I so DEARLY NEED TO TAAAAKE such ADOOORABLE CUTIES awaaay...from~ FROM!!! All the HORRORS of the wooorld~
To subject them to MIIIINE~ KekEke~
AHhaHAH~ HAa...you're TOTALLY CORRECT!!! I am noooone of those THINGS at AAALL~ AHah...
I juuust, mhph~
I wanna...HEEEELP~ I so DEARLY NEED TO TAAAAKE such ADOOORABLE CUTIES awaaay...from~ FROM!!! All the HORRORS of the wooorld~
To subject them to MIIIINE~ KekEke~
August 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
...YES??? Aaabsolutely, I MEAN!!!
AHhaHAH~ HAa...you're TOTALLY CORRECT!!! I am noooone of those THINGS at AAALL~ AHah...
I juuust, mhph~
I wanna...HEEEELP~ I so DEARLY NEED TO TAAAAKE such ADOOORABLE CUTIES awaaay...from~ FROM!!! All the HORRORS of the wooorld~
To subject them to MIIIINE~ KekEke~
AHhaHAH~ HAa...you're TOTALLY CORRECT!!! I am noooone of those THINGS at AAALL~ AHah...
I juuust, mhph~
I wanna...HEEEELP~ I so DEARLY NEED TO TAAAAKE such ADOOORABLE CUTIES awaaay...from~ FROM!!! All the HORRORS of the wooorld~
To subject them to MIIIINE~ KekEke~