Remember, today is someone’s last day with all their fingers!

Congratulations to Ichihiro Suzuki! The first Asian player voted into Cooperstown! And on the first ballot with 99.7 percent of the vote. Somewhere out there is an old, smelly, sad baseball writer braying “No one gets In unanimously!” Poor guy.

First full moon of the years was this week. Called the Wolf moon, it’s an opportunity for werewolves to come out.

Mark Zuckerberg returning from a meeting at Mar-A-Lego. Everyone must stop and prove to the security team that they completed the job.

Anticipatory Obedience is cowardice. Jeff Bezos bent the knee to Trump, then killed a cartoon in his paper mocking it. Why are the richest people the most fragile? Now his paper has lost a Pulitzer Prize winning talent, and Trump will throw him under the bus at the first opportunity.

Found the McDonalds snitch.

New Murakami book coming out. Help yourself to one of these

#shelfiesunday with bonus #Pratchett shelf

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

Rudy’s transformation into Simon Bar Sinister is almost complete