I’m back and feeling much better! This orange doofus is my new brother Wayne. It took me 2 months but I’ve decided to let him stay.
June 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’m back and feeling much better! This orange doofus is my new brother Wayne. It took me 2 months but I’ve decided to let him stay.
Stop clickety-clacking on your dumb rectangle and play with me!
April 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Stop clickety-clacking on your dumb rectangle and play with me!
I have a business idea called Task Cat which is exactly like a Task Rabbit but instead of building your ikea furniture I chew on the instruction manual, hide little bits of hardware so you think you’re losing your mind, and shred any packing materials that may have come with.
March 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I have a business idea called Task Cat which is exactly like a Task Rabbit but instead of building your ikea furniture I chew on the instruction manual, hide little bits of hardware so you think you’re losing your mind, and shred any packing materials that may have come with.
Early this morning I pulled off an incredible heist and got my bag of treats out of the cat cupboard and ate ALL OF THEM! If you need me, too bad, I’ll be in a food coma the rest of the day.
February 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Early this morning I pulled off an incredible heist and got my bag of treats out of the cat cupboard and ate ALL OF THEM! If you need me, too bad, I’ll be in a food coma the rest of the day.
WHAT IS THIS?? It’s like if someone made a blankie out of cardboard. Infinity out of 10.
February 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
WHAT IS THIS?? It’s like if someone made a blankie out of cardboard. Infinity out of 10.