scrolling through pinterest seeing one beautiful girl with amazing fits like “who is she? i can see a future with her!”

my cat watches me do a magic trick every month… (making my diva cup disappear)

i do NOT wanna hear democrat politicians praising the political statements kendrick made at the halftime show when they’re constantly letting fascism and racism run rampant in our government. put your money and your influence where your mouth is or shut the fuck up.

incredibly upset at my family having a talent for making incredible salsa my entire life. i will never be satisfied with cheep bland salsa and as a poor, that hurts a little.

it’s that time of year where i think about drudging up my ex’s phone number to convince him to do my taxes (i won’t)