can you imagine sitting in that audience as a three-star flag officer — decades in the service, multiple post-grad degrees and a virtually unequaled level of command expertise — and being forced to watch this dunderheaded dry drunk give an off-brand jordan belfort seminar?

Important to note that both she and her little chum Kash attended undistinguished law schools—Stetson and Pace respectively. Blanche is an alum of Brooklyn Law. And Habba? Second-lowest-ranked law school in America.

Just waiting for the Hitler Rant.

The crematoria will go across the river in New Jersey.

What’s concerning is that if he saw this picture he’d say “this guy is fine—let him take flying lessons!”

I’m racking my brains—was there ever a time when the US relied on shitty intel to start a war of choice for regime change in the Middle East? If so how did it turn out?

Of course intelligence is irrelevant! Nobody considered Hegseth’s! Or Gabbard’s! Or— well you see where this is going.

I appreciate your point, but it’s a pretty fine one for serving officers to make. I don’t think it translates to shooting protesters. I hope I’m not wrong.

Picking up some cash cards at the Russian Embassy?

Wait, who was president then? Let me think, let me think. . .

Pretty sure JD has the text of the 25th Amendment tattooed inside his eyelids.