Lady Yukari insisted that I learn Fortran, and even tried to give me documentation for it, but it was all in punch-cards for some reason? I just picked up C instead. It's a lot easier to interface with shikigami with an up-to-date language, surprisingly.

Yes, HTML is what I had in mind. I believe I'll have her learn 2-3 additional languages before teaching her how to interface with her own systems. From there, it'll be much easier for her to learn on her own.

Someday in the future, I would love to teach Chen to code, but she's a few hundred years too young for that. Aside from her, all of Lady Yukari's other shikigami are animals.

You poor soul.

Corruption and ego are common in humans, and are especially prominent in people who amass power through immoral means. I wish I could say it was different for Gensokyo, but... there are some nefarious characters here.

Indeed, it is interesting that the false rumors of my master's supposed negligence have spread so far and wide that clarification is needed.

I simply wanted to clarify that Lady Yukari is indeed doing her job.

Shall I make preparations for evacuation? At this rate, the Hakurei Shrine will get visitors, and Yuyuko will lose her appetite.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

You best watch your tounge, sheep.

Not even mine? Shame. I was willing to offer you a position...