We should've known. World War III was never gonna be nuclear. #lookaround

Is opening day actually this Wednesday, in Korea?? #mlb

Can we just fast forward to election night and be done with it?

In my few-year hiatus from Twitter, I appear to have lost my fluency in social media. Either that or Bluesky is a frakked up mess written in a language I have yet to learn.

I miss Twitter, circa 2015. ... I miss 2015 in general, actually. #mets #panthers #obama

At the count of 3, all the cool people I knew on Twitter will suddenly appear on this app and follow me. 1... 2... #yeahiknownevermind

If Twitter = America,
E. Musk = D. Trump

This #ASPCA commercial is trying to kill me. Very manipulative. Very effective. Very flaming-skewers-through-my-body.