Definitely Pringles
@yacko-wacko-dot.bsky.social
Say what you mean, mean what you say, or else shut the hell up...because, honestly, I don't have time for much else.
This is how I get down...
February 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
This is how I get down...
Sometimes you just have to come to terms with the fact that your house is haunted, and then just move on. 👀
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Sometimes you just have to come to terms with the fact that your house is haunted, and then just move on. 👀
Why can't we have pandas? I'd gladly trade every Trump supporter in this country for just one panda. 🐼
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Why can't we have pandas? I'd gladly trade every Trump supporter in this country for just one panda. 🐼
I stay watching the Investigational Discovery Channel to remind myself not to let people catch me slipping. 👀
February 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I stay watching the Investigational Discovery Channel to remind myself not to let people catch me slipping. 👀
Someone asked me if I was a Republican or Democrat. When I answered that I was a patriot and believed in The Constitution, no matter which side was in power, they stopped the conversation really quickly. 😆😆😆
January 31, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Someone asked me if I was a Republican or Democrat. When I answered that I was a patriot and believed in The Constitution, no matter which side was in power, they stopped the conversation really quickly. 😆😆😆
Never in my life would I have ever thought that America would be a dangerous place to visit. 😐
January 31, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Never in my life would I have ever thought that America would be a dangerous place to visit. 😐
There was literally a toilet paper shortage during Covid because we didn't want to deal with any shit, so how in the hell is Trump and his goons getting away with so much crap?
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
There was literally a toilet paper shortage during Covid because we didn't want to deal with any shit, so how in the hell is Trump and his goons getting away with so much crap?
Someone tried to Maga-talk me yesterday, and I had to quickly remind them that I wasn't stupid. 👀
January 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Someone tried to Maga-talk me yesterday, and I had to quickly remind them that I wasn't stupid. 👀
Of course, Nicki Minaj is a Trump supporter...her husband is also a convicted sex offender, so why wouldn't she be shaking hands with the king of Epstein Island? 👀
January 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Of course, Nicki Minaj is a Trump supporter...her husband is also a convicted sex offender, so why wouldn't she be shaking hands with the king of Epstein Island? 👀
Mattel just announced Ken's full name, and I gotta say, he looks exactly like what a Kenneth Sean Carson would look like.
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Mattel just announced Ken's full name, and I gotta say, he looks exactly like what a Kenneth Sean Carson would look like.
If I were a better person, I'd hope for a 2028 President to bring decency back to the White House. Instead, I'm hoping some badass is taking notes, then comes in and makes all these soulless ghouls pay for what they've done. 😐
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 AM
If I were a better person, I'd hope for a 2028 President to bring decency back to the White House. Instead, I'm hoping some badass is taking notes, then comes in and makes all these soulless ghouls pay for what they've done. 😐
The Constitution of the United States DOESN'T have sides...that's the whole point!
January 27, 2026 at 1:13 PM
The Constitution of the United States DOESN'T have sides...that's the whole point!
I live in a blue state, but a red county, and every damn day, my retirement account looks more and more like bail money. 😳
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I live in a blue state, but a red county, and every damn day, my retirement account looks more and more like bail money. 😳
Not kidding, blasting Invincible by Pat Benatar hits a lot differently nowadays than it did when I just liked the movie, Billie Jean. 😐
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Not kidding, blasting Invincible by Pat Benatar hits a lot differently nowadays than it did when I just liked the movie, Billie Jean. 😐
Getting laid off with a future date of your last day of work is like having your spouse file for divorce but still expect you to do their laundry. 😐😆😆😆
January 26, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Getting laid off with a future date of your last day of work is like having your spouse file for divorce but still expect you to do their laundry. 😐😆😆😆
Sean McVay's frat bro haircut makes it so hard to root for the Rams. 😆😆😆
January 25, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Sean McVay's frat bro haircut makes it so hard to root for the Rams. 😆😆😆
As a child, I'd been expecting 2026 to be just like The Jettsons. America becoming a worn-torn country hadn't crossed my mind at all. Well...wasn't I stupid. 😐
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
As a child, I'd been expecting 2026 to be just like The Jettsons. America becoming a worn-torn country hadn't crossed my mind at all. Well...wasn't I stupid. 😐