Literally the dumbest conceivable person in power right now. Fucking embarrassing.

PeelingFlesh. Midori. DRAIN. Turnstile. Flagman.

But then the owners would have to make *less* money, and we can’t have that. 😡

I love this post on both platforms but the Facebook replies to this are immensely disappointing. The unions have to do a better job of educating their workers.

The fuck photo is he even talking about, or did he just make it up?

Ew, why do they look like they spread leukemia when they bite you? Soulless, zombie-eyed bitches.

Why have I never thought about sending the Bishop’s Pawn third? It’s so simple.

The problem is they look “cute” first and then you start to get to know them better, and then all of a sudden you move in together and she’s arguing with you about where to put the Cookie Monster cookie jar. I want it in the window sill, she wants it in the kitchen.

I’m sorry, late March? We’re in April right now, hoping it’s not that long for them.

What’s hilarious is that Cuomo is still fucking terrible.

I was gonna say this, but knew in my heart it was already done.

A creamation, if you will. Must’ve been 🔥.