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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

The Supreme Court’s majority right wing indicated in oral arguments that they think racism is over on the same day that the vice president defended the “I love Hitler” guy, and that the NYT reported that the current administration plans to accept only white, English-speaking refugees.

Charlie Kirk’s funeral attendees crashed Grindr in Phoenix

A reimagining of ‘RRR’ by the animation studio that created ‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’ would make approximately 12-gajillion dollars

Crazy how the scariest Halloween costume of 2025 is gonna be plain clothes with no badge and maybe a face mask.

What are the odds new pope has tried Malort?

The moment Top Chef unloosed my sleeper agent activation phrase

I don’t care at all if you celebrate Xmas or not, but everyone who participates in April Fool’s Day should have to declare it and allow you to opt out.

Had a seizure halfway through my vasectomy this morning so the doctor had to stop. Can’t think of anything more useless than half a vasectomy!

How quickly we forget Drake’s Pro-Bowl Halftime Show #kendrick #drake #superbowl #iMissedItBecauseIWasTakingMyDogOutAndIDidntWatchTheSuperbowlAnywayBecauseFuckThat

Does anyone know where I could get some ‘It Together’? I’d even settle for some ‘Shit In Order’ at this point.

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Woe be my loins, which were unwittingly washed with tea tree/peppermint shampoo while I showered this evening— they are *aggressively* tingly

Migraines on weekends shouldn’t be allowed

Does Bluesky have a particular verb for posting, or do we say

Starting a crossword while waiting to pick up pizza and feeling confident