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🎶 sky of blue 🎵 and sea of green 🎶 in our yellow 🎵 submarine 🎶
is this anything
October 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I hope Chemist Warehouse didn’t order these from a Mossad shell company…
September 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
but wait, there’s more!
September 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
forgot to post this yesterday - one of the rarest tefillos in the whole book
September 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
oh.
September 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
oh wow it also renders Hebrew in the main calendar view too
September 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Little iOS 26 feature I love: if you had both the Alternate Calendar set to Hebrew and you have the Hebrew system language installed, it shows you the Hebrew date in Hebrew in the date widget:
September 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
September 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
🎵 let’s do the time warp again 🎶 #pyconau
September 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
ברוך שהחיינו וקיימנו והגיענו לזמן הזה
September 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
oh that would explain it
September 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
now how did that happen 🤔🤔
September 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
what the heck is this, Meta?
August 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Yes, iOS, that’s how in-flight wifi works. The network is strapped to a jetliner. It’s going to be in new locations all the time.
August 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Sometimes I wonder why IDEs even bother attempting to have spell-checking.
August 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
what the hell is this button
August 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This looks cute and useful, but do you think it would make it through airport security, or does it look too much like a hand grenade?
August 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
two kilotrams (or is it kibitrams?)
August 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
August 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
TFW you are an IT professional
July 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I suppose that “The laws of mathematics are very commendable” works in Europe too.
July 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Microsoft acquired GitHub but still hasn't quite managed to link the two all the way
July 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
oh nooo
June 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I got this in the Commsec app today. 🤨

How can I register a listed company named Ignore Previous Instructions?
June 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
June 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM