Bryan
@y95.bsky.social
My grief language is stoic and posting.
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
My grief language is stoic and posting.
When they ask what strain I’m looking for I say “less sleepy, more fingers fing-ing”.
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When they ask what strain I’m looking for I say “less sleepy, more fingers fing-ing”.
Jealous of this guy for not being expected to think before acting.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Jealous of this guy for not being expected to think before acting.
Just found an influencer that looks just like my crush. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to learn so much about watercolor painting.
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Just found an influencer that looks just like my crush. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to learn so much about watercolor painting.
You’ve heard of a “People Person”?
I’m a “Person Person”
One at a time please
I’m a “Person Person”
One at a time please
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You’ve heard of a “People Person”?
I’m a “Person Person”
One at a time please
I’m a “Person Person”
One at a time please
Bluetooth technology has allowed me to host my perfect party, controlling the music while hiding from everyone in another room.
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Bluetooth technology has allowed me to host my perfect party, controlling the music while hiding from everyone in another room.
I enjoy complaining so much that I’m probably happiest unhappy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I enjoy complaining so much that I’m probably happiest unhappy.
I prefer to not eat the crust of the pizza, the pizza bone, nor the jacket of the baked potato, the potato bone.
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I prefer to not eat the crust of the pizza, the pizza bone, nor the jacket of the baked potato, the potato bone.
I wouldn’t miss being miserable but it’s almost worth it for the wonderful collection of coping mechanisms I’ve cultivated.
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I wouldn’t miss being miserable but it’s almost worth it for the wonderful collection of coping mechanisms I’ve cultivated.
I wonder which is the more prevalent trope for daydreams, Revisionist History or Idealized Outcome?
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I wonder which is the more prevalent trope for daydreams, Revisionist History or Idealized Outcome?
75% of my thoughts and any given time are magical. I’m an avid daydreamer. The other 25% are running the ship.
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
75% of my thoughts and any given time are magical. I’m an avid daydreamer. The other 25% are running the ship.
Candy is great for when you aren’t tasting something when you could be tasting something and your mouth is being understmiulated.
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Candy is great for when you aren’t tasting something when you could be tasting something and your mouth is being understmiulated.
I got so excited about taking the dog for a walk that it gave away my altered state.
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I got so excited about taking the dog for a walk that it gave away my altered state.
She said “canoe” and I pictured a kayak like I’d clicked the wrong link when my brain searched for “small boat”.
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
She said “canoe” and I pictured a kayak like I’d clicked the wrong link when my brain searched for “small boat”.
Trying to remember to act inconsistent and weird when I’m sober, so it will be hard to detect when I’m not sober.
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Trying to remember to act inconsistent and weird when I’m sober, so it will be hard to detect when I’m not sober.
When you pick up the kitty and feel skin instead of fur on your finger. “Whoops, sorry buddy, didn’t mean to touch your butt”.
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
When you pick up the kitty and feel skin instead of fur on your finger. “Whoops, sorry buddy, didn’t mean to touch your butt”.
I wish I knew more about the dog. Is he happy sniffing everything, or is he looking for clues that will unveil the secret to escaping the bondage of being a pet?
October 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I wish I knew more about the dog. Is he happy sniffing everything, or is he looking for clues that will unveil the secret to escaping the bondage of being a pet?
Let’s try this again.
I’m not saying I’m high, but flange has definitely been added to the effects chain.
I’m not saying I’m high, but flange has definitely been added to the effects chain.
October 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Let’s try this again.
I’m not saying I’m high, but flange has definitely been added to the effects chain.
I’m not saying I’m high, but flange has definitely been added to the effects chain.
Harvesting the beach for “usable” items is my favorite mini game in my little Star Dew Valley life.
October 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Harvesting the beach for “usable” items is my favorite mini game in my little Star Dew Valley life.
Nice guys finish last because they let her finish first.
October 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Nice guys finish last because they let her finish first.
Sad that I didn’t get to say goodbye, glad I avoided the almost certain possibility that I would have it awkward.
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sad that I didn’t get to say goodbye, glad I avoided the almost certain possibility that I would have it awkward.
Big Star’s “Radio City” was the best thing to come out of 1974, yours truly included. Though I may revise this statement should I miraculously learn that any of my high school crushes were on the older side of the class.
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Big Star’s “Radio City” was the best thing to come out of 1974, yours truly included. Though I may revise this statement should I miraculously learn that any of my high school crushes were on the older side of the class.
When we part in the evening to look at other screens in other rooms, she’s got me exchanging “I’m not rejecting you” like newlyweds “I love you”s.
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
When we part in the evening to look at other screens in other rooms, she’s got me exchanging “I’m not rejecting you” like newlyweds “I love you”s.
Doing my periodic self-worth calculation by wondering how long I could be dead before someone noticed.
October 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Doing my periodic self-worth calculation by wondering how long I could be dead before someone noticed.
The detail and enthusiasm in which my partner answered the question “what’s wrong with my singing voice” makes me think that a fair amount of deliberation had been previously given to the subject.
September 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The detail and enthusiasm in which my partner answered the question “what’s wrong with my singing voice” makes me think that a fair amount of deliberation had been previously given to the subject.