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1/3 of the lonely island, 1 whole young sandwich. // parody
thanks, uncle eric 🥹
May 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I’ll be honest… I don’t feel great about this… but I guess if you can do it, I can try 😅
May 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Uh… that’s… really vulnerable.
May 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Uh… safe? Happy?
May 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Uhhh… well… he’s super smart, really funny, works hard… always levelheaded… his eyes are really pretty… his smile, too…
May 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
… what do you think I should say?
May 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You think so?
May 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
yeah but I mean like… I dunno if I could just… tell Seth my feelings and then get rejected and then just like… stay friends with him.
May 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
… I think I’d rather pine silently…
May 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Well… that sucks.
May 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Well?
May 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Have you? Said it?
May 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Yeah… I guess saying something is better than keeping it to yourself, right?
May 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I dunno, man. I think he’s just a super friendly, lovely guy.
May 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Uh… I dunno. I had to work on him, actually. When I first started at the show, I could tell he thought I was super annoying. Now we’re like best friends… but I feel like that’s maybe as far as it goes.
May 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yeah… does feel nice to get it off my chest, though. I’ve been carrying it for like two years now, it’s really hard to work with him sometimes.
May 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ughhh…
May 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
he’s also like… my best friend?
May 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Well… cause we work together, he’s kinda my boss, the press would kill our careers probably… and I dunno if he likes dudes?
May 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
… well… I don’t really think that’s an option…
May 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Man… okay, so… what do I do?
May 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Noooo! If you noticed and we barely know each other, everyone else has gotta know.

(he shakes his head, scrubbing his hands over his face.)

Ughhhhh. Was it that obvious?
May 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
(he looks over both shoulders, face serious when he turns back to eric.)

… I actually do totally have a stupid super huge crush on Seth.
May 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Can I tell you something I haven’t told anyone else?
May 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Is there a man in your life that people think you’re totally gay for?
May 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM