*shocked PikaWu face*

I refuse to affirm horses

If wishes were horses then beggars would die.

If wishes were horses, then I’d wish for no more wishes for anyone, ever. They’re that dangerous.

Particle is good but if you’re going for that sort of thing, also check out Chase Bliss Habit and Blooper as well as Montreal Assembly’s Count To 5. Nonw of them is a Particle replacement, exactly, but they’re all pretty good at doing transposed glitchy delays

No, that isn’t all of them. But thankfully, it’s most of them.

”I don’t have a problem”

If by “sometimes“ you mean “always,” then yes.

Yes, his neck became a stump

Hence the term “jumping the horse”

Praise Kier

Papa’s got 498 problems and not having bags isn’t one of them

I’m currently researching my options and Fender really doesn’t have a good affordable American JM with all the things(including a rhythm circuit and actual JM pickups) that make a JM a JM.