Having a crapparoonie and my bathroom smells like burnt chemicals for some unknown reason.. if I die this will be my last messayfjffjjm12)):.!zz….

As of right now 4 of your posts out of 6 have been posted while shitting, while 2 are uncertain
Keep it up ogre man

Pre-stream Chipotle was a mistake 🥵

Name a better combo than doin’ Wordle n’ hav’n a shite! 🥵

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Just poopin rn and thinking about how silly we all are on this smol blue speck in the massive universe.. Like, why do some of us wipe sitting down and some wipe standing up? Is it something we’re taught as children or does it just develop naturally depending on individual comfort? We may never know.

“What’s it like having ADHD?” Play this on loop in the background all day while you’re trying to get anything done. Kinda like that.

Took the Pooh Pathology test again.. No surprises here.

Finally taking a dump after eating thanksgiving dinner and I’m pretty sure I just dropped 10 kilopounds. 🦃💩

I just made my BlueSky account while taking a dump! 🎊💩🎊