How many of those are frotting references

Yayy!!

Asking David Attenborough if I can fuck the elves "buddy they won't even let me fuck the elves"

Idk I think some ppl are saying "Hornet upskirt" bc it's funny

Biting her

...knowing Jəsse's the author (& that gender-affirming care practitioners are well aware of his biases & tactics) utterly changes the meaning of the last paragraph. without attribution, it makes it sound like the authors are suspiciously dodging the question. in actuality they know he's a bad actor!

Yippee, wife workout time! Love this

Happy birthday Kay!

Yeah, what?

You cooked, I love her and her spindly frame/tiny penis

Barrett Wallace initially joins New Loka, schisms with them over the ecofascism, then spends his time between running Sabotage missions helping fight off eximus hit squads

They should genuinely just make that his permanent bio. It's the funniest possible thing they could do, and really, does anyone want to know this man's deal? No, he's an asshole

As if you only know *one* gator girl