XylophoneFish
@xylophonefish.bsky.social
He/Him
Aegosexual Ace (I think)
I have two moods: angry and horny. Pick one.
Posts will probably be NSFW, if I ever get around to it.
Aegosexual Ace (I think)
I have two moods: angry and horny. Pick one.
Posts will probably be NSFW, if I ever get around to it.
The serving sizes in most products are based on people with the metabolism of a sparrow, so companies can get away with charging 8 servings worth of money for about 2 servings worth of food.
December 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The serving sizes in most products are based on people with the metabolism of a sparrow, so companies can get away with charging 8 servings worth of money for about 2 servings worth of food.
Damn, those are both really good...
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Damn, those are both really good...
Reposted by XylophoneFish
🚨URGENT: Congress prepares to push forward wolf slaughter bill that would remove federal protections for gray wolves across the lower 48 states and prohibit judicial review. Decision will be voted on Dec. 15 and could move to a House vote next week.
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December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Yesterday, my entire timeline was full of people saying they wouldn't watch it for those exact reasons. Today, my timeline was full of their live reactions.
Fucksake, people...
Fucksake, people...
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Yesterday, my entire timeline was full of people saying they wouldn't watch it for those exact reasons. Today, my timeline was full of their live reactions.
Fucksake, people...
Fucksake, people...
I'm from Georgia and I spent a year and a half in northern Kentucky. Went through a full-blown blizzard where I was staying. I still don't see what all the fuss is about. At least you can shovel snow and sprinkle rock salt everywhere. Try doing that with 100% humidity!
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm from Georgia and I spent a year and a half in northern Kentucky. Went through a full-blown blizzard where I was staying. I still don't see what all the fuss is about. At least you can shovel snow and sprinkle rock salt everywhere. Try doing that with 100% humidity!
I can't get over Jax just standing there like some sort of cryptid.
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I can't get over Jax just standing there like some sort of cryptid.