Yooo that's me!!!

It's almost a shame I'm not more interested in clothing entrapment when my Sona wears a skin-tight wetsuit everywhere...

Why do I get a normal human following me every time I post something. Are they bots, or just brainless? Illiterate maybe? This is an extremely hostile environment to your kind, stay in your lane before you get bit.

Good morning

Ah, right, I can post too. Honestly haven't done so in so long, I forgot that it was an option. Too busy lurking. Very based and shark pilled of me to lie undetected under the surface though tbh.

I am so totally normal I definitely never look at my friends and think about how much they would add to my wasteline.

And I'm definitely not thinking about the lumps you personally woul make in my middle. That would be strange.

Loving all these new spell memes and all, testicular torsion is a very funny incantation for a wizard to know.

However, for my trump card, I cast power word: breed

God dammit my discovery channel is all politics. At least it's not in my main feed I guess, so that's a plus.

Damn first thing I gotta do is find everyone I used to have on Twitter and some of them did NOT make it easy

Thinkin' I could do with an extra layer of blubber with winter coming in. Any volunteers?

Alright too many normal people are liking my first post so I'm going to go ahead and start weirding up the place.

BALLS. TUMMIES. BOOBS. BONES. BONERS. BONES IN BONERS BECAUSE PEOPLE MELTED IN THERE. VORE AND STUFF YO.

There, that should do the trick. Need to attract the right attention.

New horizons open up before me. Let's have some fun