Honeydew Heart
@xxbritecrawlerzxx.bsky.social
Maxwell, He/It, white, 28, bisexual, human embodiment of a cringe compilation
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Found a lava lamp that matches my tattoo!
November 19, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Found a lava lamp that matches my tattoo!
Yeah I watch anime
November 2, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Yeah I watch anime
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you're Crawly the mall wizard gnome from TikTok
November 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you're Crawly the mall wizard gnome from TikTok
Made a hobbit fucker pride flag bc we’re underrepresented, orcs this elves that, where’s the hairy short king love
Anyone of any sexuality can use this btw, straight hobbit fuckers have at it
#lotr
Anyone of any sexuality can use this btw, straight hobbit fuckers have at it
#lotr
October 13, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Made a hobbit fucker pride flag bc we’re underrepresented, orcs this elves that, where’s the hairy short king love
Anyone of any sexuality can use this btw, straight hobbit fuckers have at it
#lotr
Anyone of any sexuality can use this btw, straight hobbit fuckers have at it
#lotr
Giving me access to photo editing technology was a mistake
October 5, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Giving me access to photo editing technology was a mistake
Dethklok designs @mrhatman.bsky.social made for the RankinBasedAu bc we're autistic
Pickles is a wizard, Nathan is a dwarf, Skwisgaar is a wood elf, Murderface is a hobbit, and Toki is a light elf
#metalocalypse #lotr
October 3, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Dethklok designs @mrhatman.bsky.social made for the RankinBasedAu bc we're autistic
Pickles is a wizard, Nathan is a dwarf, Skwisgaar is a wood elf, Murderface is a hobbit, and Toki is a light elf
#metalocalypse #lotr
Hobbitsona, feat a dwarfsona I made for my bf
No I'm not doing traditional naming conventions that shits hard
No I'm not doing traditional naming conventions that shits hard
September 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Hobbitsona, feat a dwarfsona I made for my bf
No I'm not doing traditional naming conventions that shits hard
No I'm not doing traditional naming conventions that shits hard
September 16, 2024 at 12:02 AM
September 13, 2024 at 12:10 AM
These are my three pipe weed smoking boyfriends, and yes they smoke pipe weed
Another reddit request, this time for Mip x Bilbo 1977, Hip Hop Hobbit is also here
#smilingfriends #lotr
Another reddit request, this time for Mip x Bilbo 1977, Hip Hop Hobbit is also here
#smilingfriends #lotr
September 8, 2024 at 6:59 AM
These are my three pipe weed smoking boyfriends, and yes they smoke pipe weed
Another reddit request, this time for Mip x Bilbo 1977, Hip Hop Hobbit is also here
#smilingfriends #lotr
Another reddit request, this time for Mip x Bilbo 1977, Hip Hop Hobbit is also here
#smilingfriends #lotr
It's Mip's tiddies! You voted and I listened! This cannot be undrawn! Mip's tiddies are here to stay!
#smilingfriends
#smilingfriends
September 7, 2024 at 8:14 AM
It's Mip's tiddies! You voted and I listened! This cannot be undrawn! Mip's tiddies are here to stay!
#smilingfriends
#smilingfriends
September 5, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Got Beefcake a matching collar and a beefcake charm!
August 31, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Got Beefcake a matching collar and a beefcake charm!
I can't believe they got rid of Gandalf's demonias in all the existing movies, even Ralph Bakshi, I'd expect better of him, this is gothphobia fr
August 31, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I can't believe they got rid of Gandalf's demonias in all the existing movies, even Ralph Bakshi, I'd expect better of him, this is gothphobia fr
The Hobbbit 1977 is so funny because imagine Thorin telling you about how his homeland was destroyed and his loved ones died but he's just looking at you like this, like that stupid Bojack meme, I would probably lose my shit
#lotr
#lotr
August 29, 2024 at 11:12 PM
The Hobbbit 1977 is so funny because imagine Thorin telling you about how his homeland was destroyed and his loved ones died but he's just looking at you like this, like that stupid Bojack meme, I would probably lose my shit
#lotr
#lotr
August 27, 2024 at 12:14 AM
August 22, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
August 21, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
August 21, 2024 at 2:55 PM
This shit kills me every time, ALL OF THAT just to refer to it all as 'bothering with you people', as if he were driving his drunk friend home or something, insanely disrespectful, Gandalf is such an old man I love him
#thehobbit #thehobbit1977 #lotr
#thehobbit #thehobbit1977 #lotr
August 17, 2024 at 5:08 PM
This shit kills me every time, ALL OF THAT just to refer to it all as 'bothering with you people', as if he were driving his drunk friend home or something, insanely disrespectful, Gandalf is such an old man I love him
#thehobbit #thehobbit1977 #lotr
#thehobbit #thehobbit1977 #lotr
This is where I post from
August 16, 2024 at 6:42 PM
This is where I post from
August 15, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Thought of this stupid ass joke and had to draw it
(Fun fact: that's what Edwardian swimwear looked like)
#bratsummer #thehobbit1977
(Fun fact: that's what Edwardian swimwear looked like)
#bratsummer #thehobbit1977
August 14, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Thought of this stupid ass joke and had to draw it
(Fun fact: that's what Edwardian swimwear looked like)
#bratsummer #thehobbit1977
(Fun fact: that's what Edwardian swimwear looked like)
#bratsummer #thehobbit1977