Weird and sad day, but I was at least motivated enough to put the lights up on the house.

Being sad and horny is one hell of a combo.

I might have gotten a little excited last night. 🥵
#Panties

I know it’s feral Friday, but how about flannel feral Friday?

#FeralFriday #FlannelFriday #ThirstTrap

Ya know on the outside I seem like a well mannered, put together, upright normal guy.

But on the inside I’m feral, unhinged, horny little crotch goblin. This account belongs to him. So buckle up.

I’m now accepting applications for someone to sit on my face.

Please inquire below. Thanks

As I rapidly approach my 38th trip around the sun, I think I am starting to feel more comfortable with myself and am convinced I am entering my Zaddy era.

So watch out world.

Anyone else ever feel like this?
I’m currently disgusted with how long my pubs are, but have absolutely no gusto to actually trim them or use the hair removal cream.
Someone help guilt me into fixing this because it’s a problem.

Currently extremely horny and hard as hell. Think it’s been about a week and feel like I might explode. Anyone else ever get like that?

Not quite sure what I’m doing here at the moment. But guess we shall see in due time.