i don't know if i've been forging a wide enough array of strong interpersonal conections lately for anyone to take interest in me in that way but i think some direct flirting that's not from some random chaser would make my dick explode so hard it launches me up in the air a bit

Intriguing

i'm mister cramps
i'm mister [illegible pained grunting]
i'm mister OW MY BACK

it's like i always say: don't do anything while having a voice kink, ever

hitting him with a big toy mallet that immediately puts him in puppyspace before handing him a bunch of blankets and gordon

THE EXACT SITUATION I WAS THINKING ABOUT IS IN THERE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the pleasepraisemes have been lovely obviously but they're hardly getting me laid, y'know? this is toys

the internet is bad now because i can't search up a screenshot or gif of this in 2.5 moments