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Bornean orangutan, roaming freely in the digital forest, swinging from branch to branch, keeping an eye out for stinky durians and crawling insects (read: code smells and bugs). Highly arboreal, mostly solitary.
For completeness, here comes Putin’s bestie – ‘the Face of Xi’ (after the Face of Boe from 𝘋𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘞𝘩𝘰).
September 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘙𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘳 (2025)

Putin entertained the idea of prolonging life through organ transplants, suggesting that immortality could be within reach as biotechnology advances, so I explored what he might look like at 150 years old.

Source of inspiration: Cassandra from 𝘋𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘞𝘩𝘰
September 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Muscle growth feels awesome – regardless of gender – for orangutans and hoomans alike. I say this both from my first-hand experience during puberty and from the exhilaration I’ve observed among hoomans.
August 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Not only has the imposter remained active due to months of inaction on the part of @moderation.bsky.app, but now the real deal has been erroneously flagged for impersonation. How ironic!
March 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Despite the many epic fails, the fact that AI seems to understand humour sends chills down my spine. 🔴

PS: I didn't tell ChatGPT my name was Dave.

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February 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM