Love this! I miss the 90’s shows. They were so full of creativity and beauty. Now it’s rehashing looks poorly, Kendall Jenner and the nepo babies, and the masses whining when a designer doesn’t include plus-sized models.
Can we just go back to 1995 for ten minutes? Le sigh.

Oh, but yes! I read The Onion on many subway rides, laughing my ass off. It was definitely better back then.

I agree, that is yet another reason writing is challenging. I understand the subtext, and don’t think this vulgar country is worthy of rawhide at the moment; most definitely not a cool dog.
I’m glad the piece made folks smile, it simply didn’t resonate with me. 🩷

I love dogs, particularly my own, but this is a blah piece for The Onion. I’ve not enjoyed the stories like I used to since recently becoming a regular reader again. Please bring back the funny!

People don’t deserve dogs. They are truly magical.

I grew up on cocaine, Blue Cross amphetamine pills advertised in the back of Cosmopolitan magazine, and Valium I stole from my Uncle. I feel like shit, but I look great.

Cecilia May agrees. #chihuahua #furbaby #cicithelittlereddog

Karen Mulder is exquisite. I love 90’s Chanel. 🩷

It’s giving SHEIN vibes for sure, and I’ve just done my first post. Let’s see what happens.

Only 30 million users? Bluesky is (un)officially the boutique social media platform!
Its striking resemblance to Twitter is room for pause, but any Zuckerberg/Musk-free space is worth the migration.

I’m so sorry to hear this, James. Sending so much love and support your way. 🙏🏻🩷🎈

Solitude saves me from complete insanity. My voice becomes the most unbearable sound in the world to my ears; my internal monologue tortures my head ruthlessly. A perpetual emotional hangover life is.