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@xtasbe.bsky.social
Former writer. Father of two children. I write long silly threads on old TV programmes. Have a look here https://www.buymeacoffee.com/jetelephone/posts
I think we can all agree that Christmas is here now
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think we can all agree that Christmas is here now
Elf on the Shelf season begins on Facebook
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Elf on the Shelf season begins on Facebook
And I was RIGHT NOT TO BE OPTIMISTIC
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
And I was RIGHT NOT TO BE OPTIMISTIC
Not optimistic about the football today lads
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Not optimistic about the football today lads
It was very dark, dark, almost, bleck
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
It was very dark, dark, almost, bleck
Drank Georgian wine last night
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Drank Georgian wine last night
It's quite alright actually
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's quite alright actually
Only Spurs can ruin my coupon now
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Only Spurs can ruin my coupon now
That reminds me, On Her Majesty's Secret Service is a Christmas film, much more so than Die Hard
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
That reminds me, On Her Majesty's Secret Service is a Christmas film, much more so than Die Hard
People are getting their Elf On The Shelf posts ready
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
People are getting their Elf On The Shelf posts ready
I've started the Xmas shopping*
* Ardal O'Hanlon thought up this visual image himself entirely and the mystery writer of Father Ted who has never been revealed did not contribute
* Ardal O'Hanlon thought up this visual image himself entirely and the mystery writer of Father Ted who has never been revealed did not contribute
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I've started the Xmas shopping*
* Ardal O'Hanlon thought up this visual image himself entirely and the mystery writer of Father Ted who has never been revealed did not contribute
* Ardal O'Hanlon thought up this visual image himself entirely and the mystery writer of Father Ted who has never been revealed did not contribute
Local pub is offering a Christmas event for dogs
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Local pub is offering a Christmas event for dogs
Germans will be like "our reputation is wrong, we are jolly and nice people" and then they'll put this in a cemetery
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Germans will be like "our reputation is wrong, we are jolly and nice people" and then they'll put this in a cemetery
RETVRN..seriously. those old wrappers were top class and the thrill of figuring out the "map"
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
RETVRN..seriously. those old wrappers were top class and the thrill of figuring out the "map"
What I remember is aggro centrists roaring with glee about how Mister Crombym would have been worse
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
What I remember is aggro centrists roaring with glee about how Mister Crombym would have been worse
Off to a funeral today but the dress code is "bright colours" and "casual clothes"
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Off to a funeral today but the dress code is "bright colours" and "casual clothes"
"Yeah I killed your nan, and I'd do it again"
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
"Yeah I killed your nan, and I'd do it again"
I wonder what they're joking about. Getting away with something, perhaps
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I wonder what they're joking about. Getting away with something, perhaps
"So Del Boy is in the hang glider, right, with his crash helmet on and everything, and he says to Rodney, is that our car phone I can hear? And Rodney says no. And Del says are you sure, and he's getting really worried. And Rodney says, we don't have a car phone!"
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"So Del Boy is in the hang glider, right, with his crash helmet on and everything, and he says to Rodney, is that our car phone I can hear? And Rodney says no. And Del says are you sure, and he's getting really worried. And Rodney says, we don't have a car phone!"
Of course as ever I remain impartial
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Of course as ever I remain impartial