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Former writer. Father of two children. I write long silly threads on old TV programmes. Have a look here https://www.buymeacoffee.com/jetelephone/posts
I think we can all agree that Christmas is here now
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Elf on the Shelf season begins on Facebook
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
And I was RIGHT NOT TO BE OPTIMISTIC
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Not optimistic about the football today lads
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It was very dark, dark, almost, bleck
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Drank Georgian wine last night
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It's quite alright actually
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Only Spurs can ruin my coupon now
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We can all see it right
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That reminds me, On Her Majesty's Secret Service is a Christmas film, much more so than Die Hard
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
People are getting their Elf On The Shelf posts ready
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I've started the Xmas shopping*

* Ardal O'Hanlon thought up this visual image himself entirely and the mystery writer of Father Ted who has never been revealed did not contribute
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Soon
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Those euro scores man
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Local pub is offering a Christmas event for dogs
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Germans will be like "our reputation is wrong, we are jolly and nice people" and then they'll put this in a cemetery
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
RETVRN..seriously. those old wrappers were top class and the thrill of figuring out the "map"
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
What I remember is aggro centrists roaring with glee about how Mister Crombym would have been worse
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Off to a funeral today but the dress code is "bright colours" and "casual clothes"
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
"Yeah I killed your nan, and I'd do it again"
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I wonder what they're joking about. Getting away with something, perhaps
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"So Del Boy is in the hang glider, right, with his crash helmet on and everything, and he says to Rodney, is that our car phone I can hear? And Rodney says no. And Del says are you sure, and he's getting really worried. And Rodney says, we don't have a car phone!"
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Of course as ever I remain impartial
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM