Rob Spence
@xspence.bsky.social
🌀 Youth Soccer Advocate
🌀 Co-Founder MN Aurora FC
🌀 Loons & Spurs
🌀 Reigning Minnesota United FC Season Ticket Holder Potluck Hotdish Champion
🌀 Co-Founder MN Aurora FC
🌀 Loons & Spurs
🌀 Reigning Minnesota United FC Season Ticket Holder Potluck Hotdish Champion
Do you like dark-ish humor with your helpful advice?
Ophthalmologist's pepper-spray advice.
Credit to @glaucomflecken.bsky.social
Ophthalmologist's pepper-spray advice.
Credit to @glaucomflecken.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Do you like dark-ish humor with your helpful advice?
Ophthalmologist's pepper-spray advice.
Credit to @glaucomflecken.bsky.social
Ophthalmologist's pepper-spray advice.
Credit to @glaucomflecken.bsky.social
A very accurate summary of the last few weeks in Minnesota - specifically for the dorks in my fantasy English soccer league.
Sadly, the last line is too accurate.
All credit to CODY DAHLER linktr.ee/mrcodydahler
Sadly, the last line is too accurate.
All credit to CODY DAHLER linktr.ee/mrcodydahler
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 AM
A very accurate summary of the last few weeks in Minnesota - specifically for the dorks in my fantasy English soccer league.
Sadly, the last line is too accurate.
All credit to CODY DAHLER linktr.ee/mrcodydahler
Sadly, the last line is too accurate.
All credit to CODY DAHLER linktr.ee/mrcodydahler
Apropos of whatever…
Wishing everyone a peaceful Holocaust Remembrance Day
Wishing everyone a peaceful Holocaust Remembrance Day
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Apropos of whatever…
Wishing everyone a peaceful Holocaust Remembrance Day
Wishing everyone a peaceful Holocaust Remembrance Day
FBI Director Kash Patel says you can't bring a firearm to a protest.
These guys from 5 years ago at the MN Governor's mansion would probably disagree.
These guys from 5 years ago at the MN Governor's mansion would probably disagree.
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 AM
FBI Director Kash Patel says you can't bring a firearm to a protest.
These guys from 5 years ago at the MN Governor's mansion would probably disagree.
These guys from 5 years ago at the MN Governor's mansion would probably disagree.
❤️ from Chicagoland to all the badass MN mofos braving the cold to join the march in downtown Mpls today.
January 23, 2026 at 4:39 PM
❤️ from Chicagoland to all the badass MN mofos braving the cold to join the march in downtown Mpls today.
looks like we've reached the "Blueberry Acai Diet Coke" stage of the protein craze
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 AM
looks like we've reached the "Blueberry Acai Diet Coke" stage of the protein craze
The green gas is hexachloroethane.
⚠️⚠️⚠️ AVOID ⚠️⚠️⚠️
⚠️⚠️⚠️ AVOID ⚠️⚠️⚠️
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 AM
The green gas is hexachloroethane.
⚠️⚠️⚠️ AVOID ⚠️⚠️⚠️
⚠️⚠️⚠️ AVOID ⚠️⚠️⚠️
If it gives anyone any sliver of joy, just know that all the facemasked cowards for hire who are terrorizing Americans in their neighborhoods will - at the very least - carry that shame with them for the rest of their lives. They will try to hide from it, but we will never let them forget.
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 AM
If it gives anyone any sliver of joy, just know that all the facemasked cowards for hire who are terrorizing Americans in their neighborhoods will - at the very least - carry that shame with them for the rest of their lives. They will try to hide from it, but we will never let them forget.
I wonder what relics from this sad episode in U.S. history will end up in the MNHS archives
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I wonder what relics from this sad episode in U.S. history will end up in the MNHS archives
It's time to end this.
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
It's time to end this.
😭 How to neutralize a tear gas canister.😭
Pour water around the canister to help seal the base of a traffic cone used to contain it. Then douse it from the top and cover it. DON'T PICK THEM UP unless you have welder's gloves. Cannisters can reach temperatures as high as 1,400°F.
Pour water around the canister to help seal the base of a traffic cone used to contain it. Then douse it from the top and cover it. DON'T PICK THEM UP unless you have welder's gloves. Cannisters can reach temperatures as high as 1,400°F.
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
😭 How to neutralize a tear gas canister.😭
Pour water around the canister to help seal the base of a traffic cone used to contain it. Then douse it from the top and cover it. DON'T PICK THEM UP unless you have welder's gloves. Cannisters can reach temperatures as high as 1,400°F.
Pour water around the canister to help seal the base of a traffic cone used to contain it. Then douse it from the top and cover it. DON'T PICK THEM UP unless you have welder's gloves. Cannisters can reach temperatures as high as 1,400°F.
I'm in a small group chat with college friends. We discuss critical matters such as the Santa Claus Buttplug sculpture in Rotterdam and acknowledging each other's birthdays... standard, St. Paul Catholic school, white guy stuff. One of my buddies is a pediatric sonographer.
Today...
Today...
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I'm in a small group chat with college friends. We discuss critical matters such as the Santa Claus Buttplug sculpture in Rotterdam and acknowledging each other's birthdays... standard, St. Paul Catholic school, white guy stuff. One of my buddies is a pediatric sonographer.
Today...
Today...
Brutal rush hour at ORD this morning for me and the other 6 passengers.
January 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Brutal rush hour at ORD this morning for me and the other 6 passengers.
The Minnesota season of Operation Epstein Distraction is cruel, pathetic, and a tremendous waste of $$$
Stay strong MN. Be brave. Help your neighbors. Be smart and don't take the bait of violence.
The long arc of justice will reckon with everyone involved in this bullshit.
Stay strong MN. Be brave. Help your neighbors. Be smart and don't take the bait of violence.
The long arc of justice will reckon with everyone involved in this bullshit.
January 14, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The Minnesota season of Operation Epstein Distraction is cruel, pathetic, and a tremendous waste of $$$
Stay strong MN. Be brave. Help your neighbors. Be smart and don't take the bait of violence.
The long arc of justice will reckon with everyone involved in this bullshit.
Stay strong MN. Be brave. Help your neighbors. Be smart and don't take the bait of violence.
The long arc of justice will reckon with everyone involved in this bullshit.
Crazy that @mnaurorafc.bsky.social was the headline story on CNN Sports yesterday.
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Crazy that @mnaurorafc.bsky.social was the headline story on CNN Sports yesterday.
Does anyone have any experience with this board game?
Saw it on display at Soccer Post MKE and thought about picking it up. It looks very cool, but at $100+, I'd like some first-hand impressions..
www.und1c1.com
Saw it on display at Soccer Post MKE and thought about picking it up. It looks very cool, but at $100+, I'd like some first-hand impressions..
www.und1c1.com
August 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Does anyone have any experience with this board game?
Saw it on display at Soccer Post MKE and thought about picking it up. It looks very cool, but at $100+, I'd like some first-hand impressions..
www.und1c1.com
Saw it on display at Soccer Post MKE and thought about picking it up. It looks very cool, but at $100+, I'd like some first-hand impressions..
www.und1c1.com
I scrambled to buy one of the badass new black Spurs away jerseys with SON/7 on the back before his transfer to LAFC was official thinking it would be my last chance.
But, of course, they launch an entire Sonny storefront after he leaves.
But, of course, they launch an entire Sonny storefront after he leaves.
August 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I scrambled to buy one of the badass new black Spurs away jerseys with SON/7 on the back before his transfer to LAFC was official thinking it would be my last chance.
But, of course, they launch an entire Sonny storefront after he leaves.
But, of course, they launch an entire Sonny storefront after he leaves.
somewhat surprised we haven't seen these from the "fans of the old flag"... yet
July 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
somewhat surprised we haven't seen these from the "fans of the old flag"... yet
apparently the White Sox are not happy
"both teams"???
"both teams"???
June 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
apparently the White Sox are not happy
"both teams"???
"both teams"???
is the new spurs jersey just a practical joke on the stadium gate security staff checking for backpacks?
June 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
is the new spurs jersey just a practical joke on the stadium gate security staff checking for backpacks?
Good concepts! You've picked some good elements to focus upon.
My favorite would be B2 and C1 as a fallback.
Only concern on B2 is the near tangents noted below.
My favorite would be B2 and C1 as a fallback.
Only concern on B2 is the near tangents noted below.
May 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Good concepts! You've picked some good elements to focus upon.
My favorite would be B2 and C1 as a fallback.
Only concern on B2 is the near tangents noted below.
My favorite would be B2 and C1 as a fallback.
Only concern on B2 is the near tangents noted below.
'22... brought 3 friends who had never been to a soccer game. I don't think they've been to one since. At least it was memorable.
April 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
'22... brought 3 friends who had never been to a soccer game. I don't think they've been to one since. At least it was memorable.