Tezcatlipoca.
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Why the hell would I become a pencil pusher? Last I checked corporate America hated people with killer looks and huge guns because it made them all feel insecure about their underdeveloped dicks.
Also that's Poca-chama to you, twerp.
Also that's Poca-chama to you, twerp.
poca-chan, you should invest in accounting software.
And whatever Daybit buys, I spend most of his income on weapons anyway so it's not like he has much lying around for good stuff
June 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Why the hell would I become a pencil pusher? Last I checked corporate America hated people with killer looks and huge guns because it made them all feel insecure about their underdeveloped dicks.
Also that's Poca-chama to you, twerp.
Also that's Poca-chama to you, twerp.
The blood of Spaniards
what product does that director-man use?
June 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The blood of Spaniards
Hey hey, at least let me make a huge introduction before you go dropping True Names like that. Seriously, you must be a fangirl or something to do that.
that last one is true, but the lie is something else. i won't say, because it would ruin the game, poca-chan.
You sure it isn't three lies one truth? Cause I can believe that last one.
June 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hey hey, at least let me make a huge introduction before you go dropping True Names like that. Seriously, you must be a fangirl or something to do that.
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You sure it isn't three lies one truth? Cause I can believe that last one.
three truths one lie
1. i'm god
2. i'm the most powerful being in the universe
3. all lifeforms genuflect before me out of instinct
4. a guy tried to kill me on the way to school
1. i'm god
2. i'm the most powerful being in the universe
3. all lifeforms genuflect before me out of instinct
4. a guy tried to kill me on the way to school
June 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You sure it isn't three lies one truth? Cause I can believe that last one.
" Look man if you just wanna wet your willy there's plenty of folks willing to do that in public. "
December 21, 2024 at 6:04 PM
" Look man if you just wanna wet your willy there's plenty of folks willing to do that in public. "
" You gonna eat that? "
December 14, 2024 at 8:36 PM
" You gonna eat that? "
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Taking a big fucking bite out of it
December 8, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Taking a big fucking bite out of it
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/ behold
November 27, 2024 at 2:09 PM
/ behold
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// just remember everyone, bsky is still a young service and people keep funneling in from twit every day, these server errors are the growing pains to get through
November 25, 2024 at 8:04 PM
// just remember everyone, bsky is still a young service and people keep funneling in from twit every day, these server errors are the growing pains to get through
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In memoriam of an old friend
November 25, 2024 at 5:36 PM
In memoriam of an old friend
That last one kinda looks like it'd have really tender flesh.
November 25, 2024 at 3:55 PM
That last one kinda looks like it'd have really tender flesh.
Ay, the fuck's a pokemon
November 25, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Ay, the fuck's a pokemon
Daybit
Daybit I want one
Daybit I want one
November 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Daybit
Daybit I want one
Daybit I want one
" Y'know, you're right. "
Pulling out a desert eagle and unloading an entire magazine at him; every single shot missed.
" . . . Now I let you off easy there. "
Pulling out a desert eagle and unloading an entire magazine at him; every single shot missed.
" . . . Now I let you off easy there. "
November 24, 2024 at 11:48 PM
" Y'know, you're right. "
Pulling out a desert eagle and unloading an entire magazine at him; every single shot missed.
" . . . Now I let you off easy there. "
Pulling out a desert eagle and unloading an entire magazine at him; every single shot missed.
" . . . Now I let you off easy there. "
" Name's Tezcatlipoca, god of the Aztecah, and my nagual is a jaguar, thank you very much. Now either start bowing or I take the left foot first. "
November 24, 2024 at 11:44 PM
" Name's Tezcatlipoca, god of the Aztecah, and my nagual is a jaguar, thank you very much. Now either start bowing or I take the left foot first. "
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" Lotta yap from the US military industrial complex's wet dream. In fact, you should pledge your fealty to me instead before I have myself a lovely evening with some metoctli and a power drill to dismantle all your weaponry for myself. "
November 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
" Lotta yap from the US military industrial complex's wet dream. In fact, you should pledge your fealty to me instead before I have myself a lovely evening with some metoctli and a power drill to dismantle all your weaponry for myself. "