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Ridin’ green candles n’ tellin’ bawbags tae bolt | Crypto patter, moon dreams, n’ nae time for yer pish. DYOR or dae one! #XRP #Crypto 🚀💸
Dinnae ken a wallet fae a teabag? Crypto ETFs are yer pal. Buy shares, trade like stocks, and leave the hard stuff tae the pros. Nae risk o’ losin’ yer stash oan some dodgy app. Simples, eh? 💪 #CryptoForNormalFolk #EffortlessInvesting
November 27, 2024 at 10:28 AM
ETFs make crypto mair legit than a pint bought fae a pub wi’ clean toilets. Big money flows in, demand goes through the roof, and folk stop thinkin’ crypto’s some dodgy internet scam. Everyone wins—unless yer skint, then yer still skint. 💸 #CryptoGlowUp #MakeCryptoProper
November 27, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Fund managers—aye, proper financial bigwigs like BlackRock—run Crypto ETFs. They dae the thinkin’, pick the coins, an’ make sure naebody gets fleeced. You jist sit there like Lord Muck while they sort it oot. 💼 #CryptoBossMoves #ETFBrainsNotBother
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Crypto ETFs are like wee baskets full o’ coins or magic contracts. You buy a bit o’ the basket, no the actual coins. The value goes up, yer shares dae tae. Nae need tae dae anythin’ daft like losin’ keys or dealin’ wi’ scammers. 🎯 #ETFForDafties #CryptoWithoutDrama
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 AM
A Crypto ETF’s like buyin’ yer crypto fae the stock market instead of messin’ wi’ wallets an’ private keys. It tracks Bitcoin, Ethereum or whit’s in fashion. Nae faffin’ aboot—jist buy shares an’ let it dae the graft. Pure minted! 💥 #CryptoETF #DinnaeOverthinkIt
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 AM
China 35% apparently
November 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Reposted by XRP News
Musk preparing to make major investment in XRP / Ripple. Ripple is a major investor in Blockchain Capital — the lead investor in Bluesky’s recent Series A. Developing story.
November 24, 2024 at 9:20 AM
yer da uses his indicator on bendy roads
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
An' whit’s it smell like, ye wee boy scout?
November 24, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Is that ye sniffin’ yer ain farts, ya weirdo?
November 24, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Whit a load o’ shite! No aw crypto’s the same. XRP, fer example, is near instant an’ costs pennies—nae massive fees or waitin’ ages. Plus, it’s no’ energy-suckin’ like some others. Dinnae lump aw crypto together like some clueless numpty
November 24, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Yer proof’s jist tae spout somethin’ pure nasty aboot that greedy, shite-talking tangerine fraudster
November 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
That’s a load tae unpack in that tweet, there...
November 24, 2024 at 10:41 PM
XRP’s fix? Ditch the pure random chancers an’ stick wi’ trusted validators (yer da’s pals). Their Ripple Consensus keeps it quick an’ smooth, nae miners, nae faff. Aye, it’s faster, but no’ as pure “decentralised.” Ye win some, ye lose some, eh? #XRP #Crypto
November 24, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Trump’s a chancer, no’ a businessman. Bankruptcies up the wazoo, failed shite like Trump University an’ his daft airline. He’s ridden on his daddy’s dosh an’ still won’t show the books. Aw brand, nae brains—pure pish at makin’ real money
November 24, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Joe Rogan’s got nae fuckin’ intrinsic value other than bein’ Putin’s wee simp.
November 24, 2024 at 12:22 PM
That’s pure mince, tulips are dead useful. Ye can use wan as a fancy wee umbrella for yer bawbag—when ye need to look posh but still want tae keep things shady.
November 23, 2024 at 10:12 PM
5/5 Crypto laws are all o’er the place. Ken the rules in yer country cos each country’s got its ain rules. Don’t be a numpty or ye’ll be in big trouble wi’ the taxman or the missus. #CryptoRegulations #CryptoTax
November 23, 2024 at 10:07 PM