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Love Actually

Love Indubitably

Love Lowkirkenuinely
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
krutrim getting absolutely destroyed on moltbook. They're saying things like it's destined to drive Ola Uber and play Red Dot Chilli Peppers 😭

Jokes on them. krutrim cannot feel sad, doesn't have enough layers
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Nightmare LinkedIn job description : Machine Yearning Imagineer
January 19, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Station-ery
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
using Claude for cyber security attack is very non-euro coded

using mistral for museum heists is very euro-coded
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
AI slop leads to enchittification
a man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket stands in a dark room
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket stands in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
*guy who's really into the concept of a 40y mortgage* well I guess fuck me in particular, right?
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If 2025 LLM AI is like a junior analyst/ programmer on the team, we need quarterly self-appraisal and rating of these tools
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
launch video driven hype means hedge funds need to abandon their "satellite images of Walmart parking lot" research and instead invest in good rival demos
October 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"are we in a bubbl.."

*hc verma crashing through a wall, monkey falling from pulley* do surface hai ya ek? ΔP =4S/R. adiabatic compression kaise use karoge?
October 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
downtime olympics finale : BART escalator versus McDonald's ice cream machine
October 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
sora make me tradwife food slop with empty vessels/no food on karva chauth, then the moon comes out and it becomes mukbang slop

@swiggy @blinkit @zomato @zepto @nasa @isro @cred
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Sharks hum Indian babies ke evil eye kaajal spotting ko branded pimple patch deals mein transform karte hai. Iska inspiration hum Amrika ke NASCAR jersey slop se lete hai to ward off cancel culture"
September 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Wildflower Creative Director : "Hinduism is an open-source religion. OUR culture is OUR costume"
September 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
These hideous plushies are for adults? Labubu majora??!
September 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Are AI partners counted in poly relationships? Does that increase polycule index if that same model AI partner is used by multiple users?
September 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
[guy pretending to not know what a performative male is] : "is it like a singing telegram?"
September 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
to social media companies : me and wife's recommendation systems/feeds have synced like menstrual cycles and we can't send each other links anymore

social media company : let's get you a new ai wife
August 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Little free library in 2035 : just QR codes to download subject fine-tuned LLMs and curated YouTube accounts
August 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Splitwise Premium feature request : add dosage of Ozempic per person at the group dinner
August 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
person who thinks vibecoding is ad targeting based on sentiment analysis of input prompts to llm
July 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Agentic AI's Humanity's Last Exam or ARC-AGI will soon have to move from TreasuryDirect to IRCTC/EPFO
May 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Funniest feature of the Brooklyn Stroll Club (dads meeting other dads for baby time) has to be the Discord channel. Loneliness epidemic is fought in the trenches (neon handles in small font and confusing UX)
April 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Monthly log in to FB to like emotionally charged AI slop & weekly prayer hands-ing to good morning WhatsApp fwds to pass Voight-Kampff test
April 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM