After Garp I never forgave him for what he did to that character.

I got a tour of Mother’s kitchen once. What a great day.

I know it isn’t funky, but Drago’s grilled oysters will make your nipples hard.

Just remember she’s no hero.

Elmer Gantry as a woman.

Is that what he said to those kids he assaulted?

Very sympathetic. I meet every dog that I’m allowed to.

Popeyes can be one of the best. Alas, it often is not.

Socially conscious flash mobs.

I was taking finasteride for my prostate. One side effect is gynecomastia…breast tissue growth. When I saw my urologist he asked if I had any pain in my chest. I told him “no”. “Any milk”, he asked. “Can that happen?”, I responded. “No!” He slapped my leg delightedly. “But wouldn’t that be great?”

"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz." - Al Franken

With the right bread, the right peanut butter, and the right jelly…ambrosial.

Ok, thanks.

I didn’t see the whole exchange, just the part where you said “good question” and then blocked them. I’m not trying to get myself blocked, but I am a little confused.

Without it we might never have gotten peanut butter and jelly together.

Why is this drivel in my feed?