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jason bakedman
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ayyy lmao
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jamiroquai was right. the future is made with virtual insanity. how did they know
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
oooh castlevania
October 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
bro. why.
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
wastes no time gettin active. devious little shit.
hey this dio fella seems like kind of a problem
October 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
hey this dio fella seems like kind of a problem
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
starting
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
getting raptured* today.

*way too high
September 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
ok heavenly delusion, what you got for me.
September 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
finally caught up on dan da dan. science saru continues to deliver quality and i eagerly await season 3.
September 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
just finished look back. damn, fujimoto. amazing.
August 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social yo super happy you're taking over as GM for critical role, big dawg. but I swear to the lord on high and all things holy if there isn't a patriotic self actualized toy doll cobbler with a hot outspoken wife SOMEWHERE in this next campaign, I WILL find you and I WILL
August 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
computer, rotate a cow on a vertical axis in my mind at 30 rpm.
now give it ralph fiennes face.
now give it big ol honkers.
now run it all through a gary larsen filter.
increase speed by 40%.
insert speech bubble reading: "mondays, am i right?"
dump a whole pan of cold lasagna on its back.
excellent
August 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
okarun gave that boy the WORK
August 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
been slacking on dandadan. just caught up. goddamn, what a great show.
August 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
pointing at my ugly shoes i just bought: guys look, lashoesho [multiple gunshots]
July 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
just made dinner at home and now i will never financially recover from this. why didn't i just get take out
July 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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[mashed potatoes stuffing my cheeks] bing bong
May 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social, i bet you can't make a one shot for the fear& podcast that features late 90s/early 2000s anime references, girly pop nation, and intense customer service negotiations with strong socialist undertones and maybe a giant dog.
May 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
now watching
May 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
[in line to get lunch]
lady: small pizza for cheryl
employee: here you go
Cheryl: this seems kinda small, how big is it?
employee: smalls are 10 inches
Cheryl: oh, that is small, isn't it?
guy behind me, whispering: this fuckin size queen...
May 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
using hard R brother like the n word when i talk to white guys.
May 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
rapper: uses an internal rhyme
people who love drake: KENDRICK FLOW! KENDRICK FLOW! KENDRICK FLOW!
May 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
damn. i was really hoping for masterchief to be in this one or vin diesel from the hit franchise "XXX".
May 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
sometimes i forget louisiana is a state
May 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM