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@xoxoemynn.bsky.social
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if you hear songs you prob recognize, like Sandstorm, Let's Hear it for the Boy, Barbie Girl, Save the Last Dance for Me, etc., you're good! If the music just kind of vaguely sounds like those songs but *off* with different lyrics, kinda AI versions before AI, it's the ripoff.
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
if you hear songs you prob recognize, like Sandstorm, Let's Hear it for the Boy, Barbie Girl, Save the Last Dance for Me, etc., you're good! If the music just kind of vaguely sounds like those songs but *off* with different lyrics, kinda AI versions before AI, it's the ripoff.
QAF my beloved. S3 is PEAK btw. (PS make sure you’re watching with the original soundtrack. When it was on Netflix they had to use a SHEIN soundtrack bc they lost the copyright and it was straight up garbage)
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
QAF my beloved. S3 is PEAK btw. (PS make sure you’re watching with the original soundtrack. When it was on Netflix they had to use a SHEIN soundtrack bc they lost the copyright and it was straight up garbage)
I’m so sorry. 🫂 The one universal truth about families is they are always determined to family.
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m so sorry. 🫂 The one universal truth about families is they are always determined to family.
I go long stretches of not thinking about it and then suddenly I remember and I literally laugh out loud because it is the most RIDICULOUS and pathetic behavior for a grown ass man
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I go long stretches of not thinking about it and then suddenly I remember and I literally laugh out loud because it is the most RIDICULOUS and pathetic behavior for a grown ass man
I’m sorry, I know how awful it feels. 🫂 I will say that accepting I didn’t care seemed to have pissed him off more, which I found very satisfying, in case that’s at all helpful.
December 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’m sorry, I know how awful it feels. 🫂 I will say that accepting I didn’t care seemed to have pissed him off more, which I found very satisfying, in case that’s at all helpful.
(The entire situation is actually awful and traumatizing but this particular part of it I find objectively hilarious. Sad, but hilarious)
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
(The entire situation is actually awful and traumatizing but this particular part of it I find objectively hilarious. Sad, but hilarious)
Some people go their entire life not knowing their purpose and I accomplished mine as a newborn, and I think that’s beautiful.
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Some people go their entire life not knowing their purpose and I accomplished mine as a newborn, and I think that’s beautiful.
Like not to brag, but I fucked up this man’s life without even trying. My POWER.
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Like not to brag, but I fucked up this man’s life without even trying. My POWER.
It’s the WORST!! I just SPENT money!! And now you’re telling me I have to spend MORE money to make sure I don’t wind up spending even MORE THAN THAT?! Preposterous.
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It’s the WORST!! I just SPENT money!! And now you’re telling me I have to spend MORE money to make sure I don’t wind up spending even MORE THAN THAT?! Preposterous.
ANYWAY. Highly recommend checking out Cracked Polish, for Kindness with Cracked if you're so inclined, or just in general. ❤️ crackedpolish.com/pages/kindness
Cracked Polish | Kindness With Cracked
Join us in spreading kindness with Cracked one polish at a time. Because random acts of kindness not only brighten someone else's day but also fill our hearts with happiness too.
crackedpolish.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
ANYWAY. Highly recommend checking out Cracked Polish, for Kindness with Cracked if you're so inclined, or just in general. ❤️ crackedpolish.com/pages/kindness
Nail polish has been one of my main joys this hell year, and I love supporting brands that are small businesses run by people who share my values, and I really think Cracked is one of the best of the best. And I just thought this was a neat idea I'd love to see more of from other companies.
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Nail polish has been one of my main joys this hell year, and I love supporting brands that are small businesses run by people who share my values, and I really think Cracked is one of the best of the best. And I just thought this was a neat idea I'd love to see more of from other companies.
And while of course everyone's financials are different, $13 isn't a lot to spend if you just want to spread a bit of holiday cheer and pass a little kindness onto a stranger.
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
And while of course everyone's financials are different, $13 isn't a lot to spend if you just want to spread a bit of holiday cheer and pass a little kindness onto a stranger.
What I love about this! They don't ask any of your personal circumstances to be a receiver, you don't need to provide proof of hardship, etc. It's just the idea everyone deserves a little treat! And they're not offloading overstock; you get a polish you specifically requested.
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What I love about this! They don't ask any of your personal circumstances to be a receiver, you don't need to provide proof of hardship, etc. It's just the idea everyone deserves a little treat! And they're not offloading overstock; you get a polish you specifically requested.
Everything is confidential, and it only takes a couple of minutes to sign up for either role. Cracked handles everything.
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Everything is confidential, and it only takes a couple of minutes to sign up for either role. Cracked handles everything.
If you're a receiver, you fill out a simple form with your contact info and a polish you'd love to receive. If you're a giver, you just donate $13. Once sign ups close on Dec. 24, they'll work down the list of receivers and send them the polish of their choice.
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If you're a receiver, you fill out a simple form with your contact info and a polish you'd love to receive. If you're a giver, you just donate $13. Once sign ups close on Dec. 24, they'll work down the list of receivers and send them the polish of their choice.
Anyway. The December bit. They've kicked off a pay it forward program called Kindness with Cracked. You can sign up to be a giver or a receiver (or both!)
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Anyway. The December bit. They've kicked off a pay it forward program called Kindness with Cracked. You can sign up to be a giver or a receiver (or both!)
It's also a Black-owned small business, and the owner is an absolute delight who regularly does charity polishes for great causes. (Also because I DO know there's a healthy PNW contingent on here, they're based in Tacoma!)
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It's also a Black-owned small business, and the owner is an absolute delight who regularly does charity polishes for great causes. (Also because I DO know there's a healthy PNW contingent on here, they're based in Tacoma!)
First, I'll lead with saying Cracked is phenomenal. SUPER smooth formula that's really easy to work with, gorgeous colors, good longevity, reasonable prices with good rewards program/regular discounts, just all around great product. And amazing customer service!
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
First, I'll lead with saying Cracked is phenomenal. SUPER smooth formula that's really easy to work with, gorgeous colors, good longevity, reasonable prices with good rewards program/regular discounts, just all around great product. And amazing customer service!
That sounds PERFECT
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That sounds PERFECT
Nine/ten days feels so manageable!! That’s nothing at all! And even more exciting you have a tattoo in the mix too. We’ve got this!!
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Nine/ten days feels so manageable!! That’s nothing at all! And even more exciting you have a tattoo in the mix too. We’ve got this!!