princess shmaloogle
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did einstein reject quantum mechanics because uncertainty is for devils or is that flower just not worth plucking?
it’s always when i haven’t jerked off in over a week that my favorite porn site has a cloudflare error jesus christ
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
it’s always when i haven’t jerked off in over a week that my favorite porn site has a cloudflare error jesus christ
THEM MY OLD WAYS
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
THEM MY OLD WAYS
hump me, fuck me
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
hump me, fuck me
that’s the smell of failure and it’s stinking up my house
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
that’s the smell of failure and it’s stinking up my house
new man who dis?
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
new man who dis?
i know i should be more grateful and appreciative but everything about today was a huge pain in the dick and i want to go home and do NOTHING for the next 5-7 business years
all this stress is making me piss outta my ass 😭
all this stress is making me piss outta my ass 😭
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i know i should be more grateful and appreciative but everything about today was a huge pain in the dick and i want to go home and do NOTHING for the next 5-7 business years
all this stress is making me piss outta my ass 😭
all this stress is making me piss outta my ass 😭
bumping Pachelbel’s canon. in D motherfucker
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
bumping Pachelbel’s canon. in D motherfucker
men be like i know i don’t do anything for you and im not even nice to you but how dare you break up with me
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
men be like i know i don’t do anything for you and im not even nice to you but how dare you break up with me
how many poppyseed bagels equal one heroin?
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
how many poppyseed bagels equal one heroin?
i actually hate everyone
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i actually hate everyone
thank you very much, fuck you very much
November 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
thank you very much, fuck you very much
the hurt feels like murder
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the hurt feels like murder
i’ll find real love one day
October 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i’ll find real love one day
do my tears of mourning sink beneath the sun?
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
do my tears of mourning sink beneath the sun?
i am an asshole
October 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
i am an asshole
i don’t feel real
October 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i don’t feel real
i’m going to tell you the truth.
not that the truth really matters.
not that the truth really matters.
October 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i’m going to tell you the truth.
not that the truth really matters.
not that the truth really matters.
too bad you can’t cure BITCH
October 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
too bad you can’t cure BITCH
holy fucking shit i hate my life. i hate waking up in the morning
October 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
holy fucking shit i hate my life. i hate waking up in the morning
i feel like i’m gonna freak out
October 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i feel like i’m gonna freak out
fuckin loser 😭
October 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
fuckin loser 😭
did einstein reject quantum mechanics because uncertainty is for devils or is that flower just not worth plucking?
October 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
did einstein reject quantum mechanics because uncertainty is for devils or is that flower just not worth plucking?
feel like i’m gonna pop a fucking blood vessel
September 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
feel like i’m gonna pop a fucking blood vessel
the one time a year my boyfriend does the dishes and he complains nonstop the entire time. jesus christ move over and shut the fuck up, i’ll do it
September 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
the one time a year my boyfriend does the dishes and he complains nonstop the entire time. jesus christ move over and shut the fuck up, i’ll do it