This is exposing some severe laziness and they don't even realize it. People hug relatives who have earned their love and trust. It takes effort and there are no guarantees, but an earned closeness is worth it. The desire for wooden forced affection is what is abnormal.

@cldek.bsky.social came up with "Kermitri" and it's perfect.

Cast of Muppets (so far)
Anastasia - Miss Piggy
Dimitri - Kermit
Vladimir - Fozzy
Rasputin - Tim Curry
Bartok's role - Gonzo and Rizzo

I never had occaision to do it until I needed to sell you on the Muppets Anastasia movie.

"Oh Kermitri! Do you really think the princess could be moi?"

You've got a machine that goes *ping!* Neat!

Librewolf is what we use. It seems to work well. It does make you manually put in passwords and you have to log into google to do googley things, but I'm okay with that.

Made it more fantasy for you. Cassandrar the Mighty Orc is no chicken. She enjoys her Wah Apple Salad.