There are two types of jobs at the airport, one where you have to be the most focused a person can possibly be, or a job where you can openly talk on the phone all day while working.

I’m princess is sleeping zzzzz

Birds inside airports are my favorite part of American culture.

United Healthcare CEO assassin look-a-like contest at my house!

I live right next door to Rupert Murdoch!

Me and my fiancée after he’s spent 3 days in the South with my family and starts mirroring their accents.

Always a bridesmaid, never in a Real Housewives group chat 😢

Safe travels to your politically divided homes. If there’s ever a tense moment just shout, “YABA DABA DON’T GET ME STARTED.”

I promise BIG laughs.

Make sure your turkey is cooked at a Wicked temperature!

Green on the outside, and pink in the middle 💚🩷

Appoint Jen Shah to run Social Security! Donald, she would be iconic!

The energy I’m bringing to Bluesky

Hey gay people!