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well well well, how the turntables
i have a love/hate relationship w my friends bc they’re all chronologically offline aka none of us ever take pictures lmao
December 28, 2024 at 11:13 PM
i shoulda pressed charges on this bitch when i had the chance, now i have to beat her ass 😔
December 27, 2024 at 12:07 AM
i love seeing women truck drivers like okayyy u baddie u 🙂‍↕️
December 23, 2024 at 6:45 PM
ppl who ride their bike facing traffic piss me off so bad
December 20, 2024 at 11:13 PM
i stepped away for 30 seconds…tugged paws on the counter is CRAZY
December 20, 2024 at 6:06 AM
dude fucking tell him
December 20, 2024 at 6:01 AM
getting a cat for my cat this weekend .. he’s going to be so mad at 💀
December 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
imitation truly is the greatest form of flattery 🙂‍↔️
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
my friends saying my new place reminds them of sex and the city is the compliment i didn’t think i needed 🥰
a woman in a white dress is dancing in a closet with a sign that says om on it
ALT: a woman in a white dress is dancing in a closet with a sign that says om on it
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2024 at 9:07 PM
3 people tried stealing beers outta our beer bucket. pls stay home if u don’t got it bc how u broke and got the audacity ??
December 8, 2024 at 7:32 AM
all the stray cats in my neighborhood are CHUNKS, call that neighborhood watch 😭
December 5, 2024 at 3:58 PM
seeing gentrification happen in real time is so crazy to me
December 3, 2024 at 7:01 PM
had the best time with my chosen family 💘
December 1, 2024 at 3:32 AM
i’m a published author 🥳
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 PM
i started watching love after lockup & im OBSESSED. like these ppl are real life delusional
November 22, 2024 at 5:42 AM
i just heard the loudest FUCK come from somebody’s car… yea it’s that season 😂🥶
November 21, 2024 at 4:57 PM
just saw a dead baby bird in the sidewalk 😭😭 #DayRuined
November 20, 2024 at 3:09 PM
if anybody wants to adopt me into their family for the holidays lmk 😁
finding out my entire family voted for trump was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are
November 15, 2024 at 8:12 PM
finding out my entire family voted for trump was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are
November 15, 2024 at 8:10 PM