That is to say, certified pedophiles deserve to get screenshotted and called out. Leave that shit on Twitter with the rest of the Drake fans.

Blue herself is easily multiversal++ btw

// you're such a menace for that

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Yeah, no duh. I mean you're busting up an unborn world that hasn't yet had a chance to form any proper worldly attributes. Plus Christians hate you for doing it.

The hell? That's just what shitty Nazi assholes do. Who's out here calling that dumbass process "the conception"? Someone's got a pregnancy kink at it shows.

Conception? What, like dudes getting knocked up?

I'm really supposed to just. . . say it all? Out loud? Can't I just keep it in the internal monologue and have her funky witch powers read it from there? C'mon, this shit's embarrassing. . . 'sides, I feel like if I half-ass this, she'll just get on me for not being entirely forthcoming.

" Well. . . it's kinda. . . a lot. "

Putting it mildly. How the hell did Ren do this? I mean, all this vulnerability crap is really difficult. And he was able to just have the conversations? Just like that? I don't wanna say I envy the guy for this, but it makes sense he's the emotional kinda hero.

" . . . Aah, geez. You really wanna force it outta me first, huh? "

Where the hell do I even start with this? And where the hell do I even go? I bitch about repetitive plots, but what am I doing? Spinning my wheels and ignoring any character development I could be getting. What have I even done?

// i love you :)

" What, me worry? Only about shitty repetitive plots. "

What do I even have to worry about? Actually, don't answer that. I don't wanna get called out any further and have my tough guy act broken in front of everyone. Let's keep those details to the internal monologue, yeah?

" What can I say? Women really get me. "

Can't forget the big gal upstairs, either.