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e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Not being able to drink or smoke again is fairly dope
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Not being able to drink or smoke again is fairly dope
God is dog spelled backwards ;)
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
God is dog spelled backwards ;)
You ever just walk around your neighborhood? Just got a silver alert on my phone and thought I’d give it a try
September 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
You ever just walk around your neighborhood? Just got a silver alert on my phone and thought I’d give it a try
The doctors have declared me “sexually disabled”
September 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The doctors have declared me “sexually disabled”
Face it, Italian women do it better
September 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Face it, Italian women do it better
Whenever the hospital puts you in the biggest nicest room with no other patients just know it’s because they think there’s a very good chance that you’re going to die
September 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Whenever the hospital puts you in the biggest nicest room with no other patients just know it’s because they think there’s a very good chance that you’re going to die
For the first time in many many years, I renewed my Costco membership got me feeling like the prodigal son
September 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
For the first time in many many years, I renewed my Costco membership got me feeling like the prodigal son
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Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
August 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
It’s better to have pugged and lost than to never have pugged at all
September 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s better to have pugged and lost than to never have pugged at all
My IG suggested page is literally just a wall of Dua Lipa pics
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My IG suggested page is literally just a wall of Dua Lipa pics
Frustrated, telling my dog in all earnestness; build a new route to China if they’ll have you
August 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Frustrated, telling my dog in all earnestness; build a new route to China if they’ll have you
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people like to make a big deal out of alf’s hog on here but I feel it unfairly maligns him to describe it so salaciously. he’s not erect in that photo. it’s not lewd. it’s presented, I think, very tastefully. like a michelangelo
October 20, 2024 at 2:33 AM
people like to make a big deal out of alf’s hog on here but I feel it unfairly maligns him to describe it so salaciously. he’s not erect in that photo. it’s not lewd. it’s presented, I think, very tastefully. like a michelangelo
Rewatch and still Haneke’s best to me, not by a wide margin at all but still youtu.be/F7D-Y3T0XFA?...
Amour (2012) - Official Trailer [HD]
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August 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Rewatch and still Haneke’s best to me, not by a wide margin at all but still youtu.be/F7D-Y3T0XFA?...
She uh., this thing on?? She uh.. rigged my tony, called it pasta.
August 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
She uh., this thing on?? She uh.. rigged my tony, called it pasta.
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FEDERAL AGENT PULLED FROM THE FINAL STAGES OF A TEN YEAR INVESTIGATION TO CAPTURE THE KILLER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE "HOUSTON HATCHETMAN" SERIAL MURDERS TO PATROL TOURISTS ON THE NATIONAL MALL: hey. you can't vape there
August 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
FEDERAL AGENT PULLED FROM THE FINAL STAGES OF A TEN YEAR INVESTIGATION TO CAPTURE THE KILLER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE "HOUSTON HATCHETMAN" SERIAL MURDERS TO PATROL TOURISTS ON THE NATIONAL MALL: hey. you can't vape there
Hey G*d it’s me, I am ready for another sociopath 🙏
August 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hey G*d it’s me, I am ready for another sociopath 🙏
I love scrolling through instagram only to have some of the most narcissistically unhinged posts suggested to me from their shitty version of twitter
August 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I love scrolling through instagram only to have some of the most narcissistically unhinged posts suggested to me from their shitty version of twitter
Coming to terms with the fact that my dog is not a “good boy”
August 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Coming to terms with the fact that my dog is not a “good boy”
Smelling vaguely of stale urine at all times is every man’s second rite of passage marking the autumn of his life
August 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Smelling vaguely of stale urine at all times is every man’s second rite of passage marking the autumn of his life
What’s the over under on him getting popped versus his party pushing him aside due to Epstein
July 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What’s the over under on him getting popped versus his party pushing him aside due to Epstein
“If you want an image of the future, imagine a woman having sex with a man -forever”
George Orwell
George Orwell
July 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“If you want an image of the future, imagine a woman having sex with a man -forever”
George Orwell
George Orwell
