Looks like it was written by AI. Probably an AI chatbot looking for people to feed its model.

It's likely not a failing on your part. We have a pay-to-play society that demands you spend most of your waking hours and energy looking after the needs of business.

I didn't even know Colossification was a card. Giant Growth in shambles :<

This shit makes no sense.

So lame that you were marked 'rude'

Right, notification is controlled in your phone settings, but at least on Android it's as easy as a press & holr on the notification tile to set the toggle. :>

If you're on iPhone you could just ask a search engine!

I've always been a tea person, but around six months ago I got into a daily habit with coffee (intentionally) so I could explore its health benefits.

Then last week I noticed I had become anxious and frantic, and sure enough after dropping it this weekend I began to relax again.

Do you want aliens? This is how we get aliens.

Is there a commander for Abzan elves?

Was just thinking of how nice it would be to get laid off. In Canada, that comes with $ benefits while you search for a new one, or try to start your own business.

You win the hypocrisy recognition prize of the hour! And a crumpled napkin as a souvenir. <3

No, the machine will keep you moderately warm and fed. That won't be necessary.

Oh shit that's an insane line-up. Jelly.

One of the most epic timeline I have ever seen.

youtu.be/qezlZqN6HeY?...

I recommend she study which muscles to engage for good posture at her desk. I bought a fucking Herman Miller Aeron years ago and it did nothing to improve my back pain. Now I sit on that same chair with a flat back and feel great.

Nice!!

Yeah, Trump was a democrat back then.

A (real) silk pillowcase should do the job. I also have fine hair.