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Xiao Longbao🥟Excal (patch 7.3)
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Once again, I went with the revealed safe choice instead of risking it 😔
A mini-cactpot ticket 3x3 grid with the numbers "9, 7, 8" highlighted in the right column, the second highest possible mini-cactpot. The left most column is "1, 2, 3" the highest mini-cactpot.
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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I don't think Xiao would ever go native in S9 because *gestures at everything S9* but if she did

(Top: Tsar's endless summer for Mars and Nymph by oneiroy)
Xiao Longbao, looking like a gay jock fratboy, leans back against a railing with one leg propped and folded up to support her weight on the railing post but also to very conspicuously spread her legs. She wears a snapback baseball cap backwards that hides her ears completely, red-tinted shades, a thick leather choker, an extremely revealing fishnet muscle tanktop, what could generously be called a bikini bottom or thong, and bulky fashionable sneakers. Her left forearm is covered in bracelets of all sorts (chain, gold, leather strap), and she adjusts her sunglasses with her left hand. Her right hand has a fingerless glove on it and is holding a tall can of some sort of energy drink featuring a rainbow colored furry beast. Her mischievous expression includes a wink and an open mouthed smile revealing her fangs. Her body is drenched in probably sweat. Behind her is the nonsensical blue-and-purple cubed cityscape of Solution Nine.
November 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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😎
A mini-cactpot ticket 3x3 grid with the numbers "1, 2, 3" highlighted in the left most column, the highest possible mini-cactpot. The middle column is "9, 8, 7" the second highest mini-cactpot.
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Two weeks to Omega! Ultima might actually be possible this time around lol
Didn't get the shiny screenshot because I was prepared to go next and was blindsided by the fact that I hit Omega already
A crop of the PVP profile page with the words Ranking: Tier: Omega 1583, Highest Tier: Omega 1583, followed by the bulbous and vaguely resembling the robot named Omega emblem and a thin little bar underneath that tracks the Crystal Credit from 100 to 1500 (for Omega rank) to 3000 (for Ultima rank). The progress bar is slightly beyond halfway.
October 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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A mini-cactpot ticket 3x3 grid with the numbers "9, 7, 8" highlighted in the left most column, the second highest possible mini-cactpot. The right most column is "1, 2, 3" the highest mini-cactpot.
October 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Day one back in crystal, surely I won't fuck it up and end up flailing for the entire season again
Post game screen overlay with "Crystal Credit 100 Streak bonus!" and the Crystal emblem centered on the screen
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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*coughs and wheezes like I've been dying for an entire month*
To the background of the Volcanic Heart Crystalline Conflict Map, an overlay on the screen reads CRYSTAL CREDIT 1502 New Crystal Credit record! The symbol for the Omega Rank OMEGA Until Next Tier: [A very long and unfilled bar] 1498 [credits]
September 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Let's gooooo
A mini-cactpot ticket 3x3 grid with the numbers "1, 2, 3" highlighted in the top most row, the highest possible mini-cactpot. The middle row is "9, 8, 7" the second highest mini-cactpot.
August 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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New RDM look while plogon gone because I guess resisting the appeal of a modern fit is too difficult with S9 being S9
Purple haired catgirl Xiao Longbao takes a selfie to a blue and purple science fiction building backdrop. She wears on her head an oversized baseball cap backwards, its body is red and the brim is a brass. She wears an oversized red jacket top that goes down to her crotch. It has extremely puffy pink sleeves. The jacket is open to reveal an oversized black shirt. The jacket has brassy yellow highlights. The dark grey cutoff legs of Xiao's shorts just barely peek through underneath the shirt. Her legs are bare save a bandana tied to her mid thigh. On her feet she wears chunky red high top sneakers.
August 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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OMG THE IMMEDIATE NEXT ONE I DIDN'T BELIEVE
A mini-cactpot ticket 3x3 grid with the numbers "9, 7, 8" highlighted in the middle column, the second highest possible mini-cactpot. The left most column is "1, 2, 3" the highest mini-cactpot.
August 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I went in on only the 3 revealed with the 8 and 7 revealed as well. The gamble paid off
A mini-cactpot ticket 3x3 grid with the numbers "3, 2, 1" highlighted in the right most column, the highest possible mini-cactpot. The left most column is "8, 9, 7" the second highest mini-cactpot.
August 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Day one and we're back in Crystal!
There's a neat little thing under the credits to track the road to Ultima
Post game screen overlay with "Crystal Credit 100 New Crystal Credit Record!" and the Crystal emblem centered on the screen A crop of the PVP profile page with the words Ranking: Tier: Crystal 100, Highest Tier: Crystal 100, followed by the Crystal emblem and a thin little bar underneath that tracks the Crystal Credit from 100 to 1500 (for Omega rank) to 3000 (for Ultima rank)
August 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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A mini-cactpot ticket 3x3 grid with the numbers "2, 1, 8" highlighted in the diagonal bottom left to top right. This is one off from the "1, 2, 3" cactpot. Across the top row is "9, 7, 8" a mini-cactpot missed. Thus continuing the trend in this thread of missed mini-cactpots.
July 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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A mini-cactpot ticket 3x3 grid with the numbers "2, 7, 3" highlighted in the bottom row. This is one off from the "1, 2, 3" cactpot. Down the middle column is "8, 9, 7" a cactpot missed. Thus continuing the trend in this thread of missed mini-cactpots.
July 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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A mini-cactpot ticket 3x3 grid with the numbers "2, 9, 1" highlighted in the middle row. This is one off from the "1, 2, 3" cactpot. Down the middle column is "8, 9, 7" a cactpot missed. Thus continuing the trend in this thread of missed mini-cactpots.
July 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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I just beat the buzzer on the emergency maintenance because I remembered last minute I wanted to participate in this #ffxivnsfw #gposensfw
In a secluded portion of Tuliyollal's beach front, past the low res rocks, Xiao Longbao sits back in the surf nude save a leather choker and her left ear and right nipple piercing. She winks and holds her right pointer finger up to her wide grin to indicate "quiet/shush" as if it's a secret. Her wet skin glistens in the golden hour light. In the background is the restaurant Xbalyav Ty'e.
July 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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I told myself that, in the rare, rare chance Corset Stuff gets ported to Mars Bulky, I'd immediately jump on it and pose with it.
Got my Occult Crescent glam finally settled! Thank you so much @/sebastardd!
#gpose #ffxiv #sneefmods
Xiao Longbao, gender-nonconforming, extremely masculine, Miqo'te Warrior of Light, poses with one leg propped up, her rapier over her shoulder in a rakish manner, her other hand propped on her snatched waist. She wears a red decorated eye-patch and cocksure smile on her face, a floppy large brimmed swashbuckler hat, a loose open top tightly corseted below the bust with multiple belts fastened devilishly loosely around her waist in contrast, leather gloves dyed as red as the top and hat, pressed slacks stuffed into red military style knee-high boots. Her rapier's ostentatious golden guard fills the distance between her shoulder and her hat's brim, and her rapier's enchanted glowing blade extends past her neck. Behind her head her red mage's focus floats idly while glowing as intensely as her blade. The background is a stone ruin typical of the isolated and abandoned village at the port of the Occult Crescent.
June 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Forgot to screenshot but we got there
May 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Well okay #wolshtola #gpose
Warrior of Light Xiao Longbao open mouth kisses Y'shtola in Solution Nine. Y'shtola, with her usual turquoise hair decs is wearing a short black dress with an open slit that opens almost all the way to her bosom. She clutches Xiao around the neck with her left arm and pins Xiao's hip with her leg with a feral desperation. Xiao wears a dark cropped denim jacket and reaches her hand into the slit of Y'shtola's dress to caress her butt. Behind Xiao, the building bursts into vibrant color. An alternative view of the same shot, the city of Solution Nine blossoms into purples and pinks behind Y'shtola. From this angle we can see that Xiao is wearing daisy duke-esque cutoff denim shorts. There's a handkerchief around her right thigh that matches the color of Y'shtola's feather hair decs. Xiao's left knee is pushed forward so that Y'shtola rides Xiao's thigh. From this angle as well we can see that Y'shtola's boot soles match Xiao's purple. Their tails are also loosely entwined. Another alternative look from beyond the physical metal post and holo=fence that Xiao has Y'shtola leaned into, this is a portrait full body view of the two. There is a peek at how open their mouths are. A close up that reveals Y'shtola's eyes are slightly open and rolled up as if in bliss, her other hand on Xiao's chest, and Xiao's left hand caressing her nape and the back of her head.
May 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Honorary Mini-Cactpot near miss
A Big Bang Cosmic Fortune that has a spinner result just to the left of the Vacuum Suit Identification Key carrot wedge, giving the musical note prize instead of Metallic Dark Blue Dye. Though this is not a terrible result all told, it's the most common outcome. The only other possibility is the Ballroom Etiquette - Personal Perfection or /visage emote, which is a bigger wedge than the carrot, but still a great deal more desirable and valuable than the dye.
May 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Though the promotion would be considered by most to be wildly successful, Tritails Training did have to release several notices about their cleanliness and how frequently they wipe down and decontaminate their equipment after visits from Solution Nine health inspectors. #ffxivnsfw #gposensfw
Xiao Longbao, in her wrestling heel outfit of a cropped leather jacket, leather choker, chain with chocobo jewelry, sports bra, shades, single glove, and multiple rings and bracelets, poses with a peace sign hand gesture for a selfie. She sticks her tongue out and has her eyes slightly squinted for that authentic bad guy heel look. The picture is cropped to her bust and the neon green lighting and exercising equipment can be seen behind her, indicating she's in the gym. In a very different sort of selfie, Xiao has stripped, leaving only the glove, choker, earring, and long boots on. She sticks her tongue out and has her eyes half-lidded, but the expression is much more sensual. Her hand is still technically in the "peace sign" gesture, but much lower and flipped so that her two extended fingers spread her pussy instead. The shot is taken from much lower and exposes her entire torso, hips, and thighs. The lighting indicates she's sitting in the same place as the previous selfie.
April 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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April 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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#7.2spoilers
"Told ya ye'd be the Whimpering Blade when I'm through with ya." #ffxivnsfw #gposensfw
The Howling Blade is pinned from behind by Xiao in the middle of an arena with the crowd behind them. He has a look of despair, and his body is suspiciously sweaty and naked from the waist up. Behind him, Xiao's face is cast in shadow and wears a smug look as her visible bare arm reaches forward in front of the Howling Blade. What she's reaching for is cropped out. A more zoomed out version of the previous picture of the Howling Blade being pinned from behind by Xiao reveals that they are both stripped of their tops and bottoms and Xiao has a hand wrapped tightly around his arm in a behind-the-back pin and the other wrapped tightly around his cock. That they are still in the squared circle is a little preposterous. Zoomed back in, the Howling Blade's expression has changed to be that of an eyes rolled back whimper, Xiao's expression changed to looking down at something while having her tongue more out. Again, the way her hand reaches forward at something is cropped out but what has occurred can be inferred.
April 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Welp #ffxivnsfw #gposensfw
Xiao Longbao, purple haired tanned Miqo'te, presents herself while arching her back in the surf. With her right hand she plays with her nipple ring, and she spreads herself with her left. Her sodden tail is draped limply on her upper right thigh. Her pussy is swollen and positively throbbing even without directly touching it, openly exposed as it is to the surf and the sun. Her expression is glazed over, her mouth parted and panting with want, her eyes heavily lidded with desire.
April 12, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Taking accompanying NPCs to inadvisable places, continued:
Jihli thought Xiao was going to just show off the parasol, not explore other uses of the parasol
#gpose #ffxiv
Xiao Longbao, purple tailed Miqo'te, cheers on Jihli Aliapoh, blue tailed Miqo'te. They're perched on the top of the two furthest lamp posts in Apkallu Falls as part of the likely unintended jumping puzzle. There is a mossy rocky outcrop as a backdrop. Jihli Aliapoh, dressed in her typical egg hat, pink striped top, and short skirt with striped thigh high socks, holds an egg shell shaped parasol in her right hand and is struggling to use it for balance. Xiao is in red mage gear, a floppy feathered red hat, a red military jacket, military-style pants with a gold stripe down the side, and knee high riding-esque boots. She has an arm raised in encouragement, has a hand by her mouth to cheer with, and is perfectly balanced despite quite a lean forward. The same scene from a POV from behind Xiao revealing Jihli's frightened expression as she's very nearly falling from atop her lamp post. The alternative POV from behind Jihli, showing Xiao's cheering.
April 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM