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XL2TOPPINGPIZZA
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| 🇵🇸 | He/Him | 25 | Taurus ♉ | Gay 🏳️‍🌈 | 🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS! 🏳️‍⚧️ | Dms Open | Huge nerd who loves gaming 🎮, animation 📼, voice acting 🎤 and movies! 📽 (ESPECIALLY HORROR!🔪👻) | TTV | Daddy's Little Webkin @vcrvomit.bsky.social 😘😍🥰😍😘😍🥰😍😘😍😘😍🥰🤔😘🤔🥰🤔🥰
*gulps*
September 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
April 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The true origin story!
November 30, 2024 at 5:34 AM
This year I'll get him. 😡
November 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
How i look at my friend after he got us turned into pears because he just HAD to have the last word while arguing with the local witch:
November 20, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Respectfully.
November 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM
LETS FUCKING GO!!!
November 18, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I really don't like how long my clothes are taking to dry, I wish I could dry them faster and use less energy.

The humble Dryer Ball:
November 18, 2024 at 5:21 PM
October 28, 2024 at 4:28 PM
September 24, 2024 at 11:07 PM
September 24, 2024 at 8:45 PM
September 1, 2024 at 1:14 AM
What do you mean "Interactive", are you going to have Pamela come out and kill me mid movie? #fridaythe13th
September 1, 2024 at 1:09 AM
October 13, 2023 at 3:28 AM
The puntlet.
August 30, 2023 at 4:31 AM
This is what it feels like to be last pickle in the jar.
August 27, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Sometimes this is dinner, and thats okay.
August 19, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Sometimes this is breakfast, and that's okay.
August 18, 2023 at 4:57 AM
The small amd plastic boy, do not worry as he is small and plastic, so not real boy you see.
August 18, 2023 at 4:55 AM
Every 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓬𝓮 has its 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗽 copy.
August 18, 2023 at 4:45 AM
Yeah I have sex ALL the time, how you may ask? it's because I'm built like an Almond Joy©️
August 18, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Im just a 6'1, 300lbs, out of shape 31 year old man that can't break 9 minutes for a 5k has 3 kids, a wife, 2 dogs, 2 cats, 1 house, 1 car, 1 credit card, 1 student loan, 1 house, 1 boat and worst of all NO BEER!
August 18, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Jim Parsons was found in the bra section at my local @Target and security was been called after he refused to leave.
August 18, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Bernie Sanders will be arriving in Silent Hill on August 13th 2024.

He knows what he did.
August 18, 2023 at 4:20 AM
New files have leaked from the Resident Evil 4 remake titled:

Leon and The Little Jokester.mdl

Could this be the replacement for Ashley Graham as the NEW companion character going forward in the series?
August 18, 2023 at 4:19 AM