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Magenta Kaos of Bright Hairy News
@xkaosmagex.bsky.social
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Award winning podcaster & meme-curator on #BHN Friday Show.
Bringing you rants with research to back it up. Building community one foo-foo at a time.
Proudly Māori, Pākehā, Pansexual, Trans & Autistic from Rotorua living in Te Whananui-a-Tara.
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Feeling really grateful for the awesome community we have been building as the Big Hairy Network 🥰

Shout out to our patrons for making this possible

Great to see @clrenney.bsky.social and @garypayinda.bsky.social take out silver and bronze.
Can't wait to see The Collective on this list next year!
Images of the logos for BHN, the Frontline with Gary Payinda, and Locked Out with Craig Renney. There is a logo for the podcast awards by acast. If shows listeners choice of BHN winning gold. BHN gpt silver in best network or publisher. In best current affairs Locked out got silver and the Frontline got bronze.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Had the most amazing time with Te Rōpū Pounamu ( the Māori Greens) at Kāpiti marae.

So full of aroha and drive. We have to make this govt a #onetermgovernment.

The knowledge and skills within TRP are gonna be needed this election 💚💪

#nzpol #TRP
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Absolutely gorgeous morning here in Kāpiti 😍 last day of the noho and I'm tired AF but it's so worth it!

#nzpol #tepātikākāriki
Picture of a marae ātea. There is an entrance in the middle, a big green bushy tree. The sun is just a over the mountains in the distance. There is a school field in the background Image from the right hand side of the entrance. There is a deck with a wharekai (dining hall) with two couches in front of one set of doors. The other have one door open
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Got fuck all sleep but what a pretty view to wake up too 🤩😍
Inside of a marae. There are colourful designs on the roof. In different symbols and colors
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Cup is overflowing. Got to finish an awesome day with night time beach hangouts with our TRP whānau.

Marama and Kahurangi even got in for a night time swim! That's Marama in the water just as Kahu was bee lining to the ocean.

#nzpol #tepātikākāriki #toitūtetiriti
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Our Green MPs Tamatha and Mike got in the kitchen to cook us some delicious pizzas 😍

Wouldn't see that from Nact1st.

#nzpol #tepātikākāriki #greenparty #onetermgovernment #onetermgovt
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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You won't see me tonight on #BHN because I'm in Kāpiti at the Te Rōpu Pounamu hui ki kānohi.

Refilling my cup until it overflows.

#nzpol #tepātikākāriki #thegreenparty #onetermgovt
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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In yesterday's livestream on @aotearoatonight.bsky.social, I came up with a new nickname for David.

This $3 lunch saga has been a waste of taxpayer money and falls on his shoulders.

Let's not let him forget eh @chewienz.bsky.social

#nzpol #onetermgovt #onetermgovernment #meme
Image of David Seymour surrounded by cameras about to eat some of the infamous $3 Compass group lunches. Above him in Red Text it says "The $3 Failure", below him in small yellow text it says "That taxpayers will pay approx. $1,178,155,89 for his salary + accomodation & expense allowances"
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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I'm with whāea and Eru on this one.

Very disappointed, but what Eru warned us about has come to fruition.

How toxic must you be if you'd rather remove 1/3 of your sitting MPs than to admit that you might have some flaws.

#nzpol
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Been working on something this week that I can't wait to share with the chat and @iamprettyawesome.bsky.social tonight.

We'll be doing the usual news and memes, plus a look back at 1 year of Bright Hairy News!

#nzpol #BHN
Snip of 2 youtube videos from youtube studio. They are set to private and named Anniversary pt 1 and Anniversary pt 2.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Spotted this in Wellington CBD and loved it!

#nzpol #onetermgovt
A stylised cartoon image of David seniors head. He has vampire teeth and cape neckline. Below in text it says bloodsucking cunt. The weekend cunt is in red.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Took a bus to the backrooms.

Hopefully off to a place where the news is a lil less ffs and a lil more #SCP.
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Was fun on Friday with out BHalloweeN special.

Now I truly am a webcaster 🤣

#BHN #nzpol
Image of three people in individual rectangles on a screen. Emz has orange bunny ears and glasses, Magenta has spiderman face paint, an orange organza witch hat and a skull with electricity in the brain spot, Brie Elliott has devil horns on and red lipstick. There is a skeleton in the bottom right corner with its arms up partying and orange waves in the bottom left and top right corner
November 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Getting excited for BHalloweeN this Friday!

You're gonna get two VERY different costumes so you wanna be there!

Those who watch @aotearoatonight.bsky.social got an exclusive on what my costume is so iykyk 😜 no spoilers 🤫

#BHN
Image of Magenta who is poking their tongue out and winking. They have green hair and an orange organza witch hat with a spider/spiderweb golden print.
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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If it looks like a fascist and governs like a fascist.....
#nzpol #onetermgovt
an image of Benito Mussolini next to an image of Christopher Luxon. They bare striking resemblance to each other. Both are white and bald men look like they are in their 50s.
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Its starting to stink like the 1930s

#nzpol
Image of Karl Marx pointing to the left looking at something in the distance. Top text: the "tolerant" left is over there. Bottom text: this is the "fuck you fascist" left.
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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You've heard of the goodnight kiwi, but have you experienced the goodnight Nala.

If not tune into #BHN for your chance to see a cute sleepy croissant 💗

@patbrittenden.bsky.social this was from @cybogoblin.bsky.social on our discord
An image of the goodnight kiwi sitting in a satellite dish with stars in the background. Where the kiwi is usually sleeping has an image of Nala (a golden and white border Collie cross) superimposed. It looks like the dish is here dog bed.
October 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Shout out to @laura-kiwi-birb.bsky.social for sending me this!

@iamprettyawesome.bsky.social @chewienz.bsky.social @detectiverogers.bsky.social ffs a member of the Atlas Network won the Nobel Peace prize.... Where aren't they at this point 👀

#AtlasNetwork #nzpol
Image of a post by the Atlas Network congratulating Maria Machado for winning the Nobel Peace prize. Explaining their long professional relationship with her
October 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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@chewienz.bsky.social you told us not to let you forget so here's a reminder.

Vote in your local election whānau

#nzpol #LBE2025
6 panel image. Show 3 different sticker designs in English and in Māori. The first sticker design says "I voted" with a sexy cartoon depiction of the orange vote guy in tight white underwear. The second says "I voted" with a sexy cartoon depiction of the orange vote guy leaning back with one arm behind his head as he leans back, a ballot box covering his crotch. The final one says "I voted" with a sexy cartoon depiction of the orange vote guy from behind. He has a very voluptuous bare behind and is looking back playfully while holding up a voter ID card.
October 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Christopher's both-siding over Israel is unacceptable.

We are paying Cuckson nearly half a million a year to side with those who are committing genocide.

We need to vote in our local elections and organize our community for next years election!

#onetermgovt #nzpol
#FreePalestine
Image is of white text with the Palestinian flag as the background. The text reads "my govt might not recognise Palestinian statehood but I do"
September 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Thanks @lotographia.bsky.social for this very special keepsake from yesterday's meetup ☺️ Will put this in my stream background to be apart of the show 😁

#BHN #community
Image of a Polaroid photo. In the photo are 7 people around a table with a sign that says hello gorgeous above them.
September 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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For this year's Bird of the Year and to support the revitalisation of te reo Māori, I made this meme to help.

#TeReoMāori #BirdOfTheYear #BHN #BOTY
A two panel meme, the left side is dark grey and the right is white. On the left side it says "This is a Kia (key-ah)" with the image of a Kia Picanto beneath the text. On the right panel it says "This is a Kea (ke-ah)" above the image of a Kea bird in flight from a side profile. in the bottom right corner is a BHN hosts logo
September 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Sam Reich is the goat! While I love who's line is it anyway. Dropout is so good and has a lot of great content/shows.

I love Game Changer, Smartypants and Dirty Laundry

#comedy #dropout #meme
Two pictures side by side with theft above. The picture on the left is of Drew Carey from who's line is it anyway. He is sitting at a desk and looking at the camera. The picture on the right is a picture of Sam Reich on an episode of Game Changer. He is looking at his hands with a powerful look in his eye. Above it says "every generation gets a bespectacled sadist in a suit torturing his friends for hahas"
September 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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I dressed up as the non-binary flag for @benjamin-doyle.greens.org.nz valedictory speech in parliament.

I made the fatal mistake of not taking tissues and has to dry my tears with my dinosaur dress 🤣

I'm sad and angry but also more determined to be visible and vocal!

#BHN #nzpol #rekindled
September 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This is gonna be reusable for a while 😅

#uspol
Image in the style of the now that's what I call music cd art. Now that's what I call a distraction from the Epstein files
September 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM