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Pimple pops up loud,
gaosali’s like “not today”—
free bodyguard bloom.

#haiku
August 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I’m sad…seeing my parents age ungracefully
August 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Me reading the closed captions on this morning meeting and my village Dededo is translated to “ Daddy dough” letche
August 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
how odd is it that guams liberation parade was sunny but before that it was raining and the day after it’s raining 🌧️…who is guams cobral coral?
July 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Newsprint on the wood,
Echoes of war, summer melts—
Truth and time unfold.

#haiku
June 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
not my friend showing me her gentrified fish aquarium 💀
June 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Lights left burning bright—
he scolds the silent sockets,
“Who do you think pays?”

#Haiku
May 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Glasses catch the light,
a watch ticks with no clear path—
still, I try to see.

#haiku
May 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Not me getting carded at Payless
April 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hear me out instead of bring your kids to work day, switch with partner of friend to work day
April 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
saw the first Tesla cyber truck on island….
April 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
When you think it’s part of the show but it’s just your old TV struggling to keep the graphics going
April 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Not my dad cutting down the kamias tree😭 just to show off the mango tree to passersby 💀
April 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
High schooler killing it with seagrass
March 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
rest in peace Ali 🕊️💝
March 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Thank goodness for chatgbt to help explain things for me to my niece and nephew…
March 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It’s 9:30pm and I’m dead tired with an amethyst underneath my pillow I need o recharge a different way
February 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
been thinking about hiking shoe design…hear me out mock bear paws as the bottom soles? Or mini mock hoves for grip?
February 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
you know what? It’s 2025 and I’m just thinking about the time I had an “Obama phone” and that phone would record my phone calls while talking and I’m over here with an iPhone 13 mini…the video call cannot be recorded along with the captions…
February 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Oh no they want their red note people back www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2DDHtX9/
Tap to get your TikTok Shop coupon
www.tiktok.com
February 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
me: do you take card?
random Aunti: no only between my susu
February 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
that moment in life when you leave your basket full of groceries after checking your card balance 😭😭😭
February 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
never have I ever waited in a line at Ross on a Sunday around 4pm…is this what Guamanian level patience feels like?
February 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
this TikTok tomogachi is named Lotus
February 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM