Xipha
@xipha.bsky.social
Digital artist, transmasc, he/him, adhd/autistic
On a related note, those mugs exist. If you can read the bottom, your coffee is too weak for a German.
October 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
On a related note, those mugs exist. If you can read the bottom, your coffee is too weak for a German.
Die Person sollte ins Kloster gehen. Das kann keinen Spaß machen wie die lebt lmao.
September 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Die Person sollte ins Kloster gehen. Das kann keinen Spaß machen wie die lebt lmao.
If you see this, post a vampire!
My youtuber vampire and queer disaster who treats the tremere chantry as their stage.
My youtuber vampire and queer disaster who treats the tremere chantry as their stage.
July 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
If you see this, post a vampire!
My youtuber vampire and queer disaster who treats the tremere chantry as their stage.
My youtuber vampire and queer disaster who treats the tremere chantry as their stage.
Cursive won't help you here at all. 😂
July 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Cursive won't help you here at all. 😂
Do you appreciate memes too?
July 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Do you appreciate memes too?
It's pronounced similar to a German movie reference from the Werner movies. (If they are dubbed in English, just know they aged like milk in the Texas sun)
That guy to be exact. He has a plumbing company with the slogan
Röhrich, Gas, Water, Shit (it's funnier in German)
That guy to be exact. He has a plumbing company with the slogan
Röhrich, Gas, Water, Shit (it's funnier in German)
May 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's pronounced similar to a German movie reference from the Werner movies. (If they are dubbed in English, just know they aged like milk in the Texas sun)
That guy to be exact. He has a plumbing company with the slogan
Röhrich, Gas, Water, Shit (it's funnier in German)
That guy to be exact. He has a plumbing company with the slogan
Röhrich, Gas, Water, Shit (it's funnier in German)
I need you to know that my timeline pulled the funniest coincidence.
April 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I need you to know that my timeline pulled the funniest coincidence.
Quite offtopic but I hate all of that.
March 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Quite offtopic but I hate all of that.
I was saying with friends, just wait till either trump or elon get the idea to just print money.
Then your currency will start to reassemble one of these bad boys.
And if anyone's wondering, that's a pitiful amount of money that couldn't have bought you a loaf of bread.
Then your currency will start to reassemble one of these bad boys.
And if anyone's wondering, that's a pitiful amount of money that couldn't have bought you a loaf of bread.
February 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I was saying with friends, just wait till either trump or elon get the idea to just print money.
Then your currency will start to reassemble one of these bad boys.
And if anyone's wondering, that's a pitiful amount of money that couldn't have bought you a loaf of bread.
Then your currency will start to reassemble one of these bad boys.
And if anyone's wondering, that's a pitiful amount of money that couldn't have bought you a loaf of bread.
I'm sure scientists would be fucking delighted if that were the case.
(Not arguing against your point, I just found the idea legitimately funny.)
(Not arguing against your point, I just found the idea legitimately funny.)
January 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'm sure scientists would be fucking delighted if that were the case.
(Not arguing against your point, I just found the idea legitimately funny.)
(Not arguing against your point, I just found the idea legitimately funny.)
If the kidnapping works like how the show works then I'm fine. Nothing ever happens to the people who are still alive in the show. Either that or I'm already dead but if so, who cares.
January 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If the kidnapping works like how the show works then I'm fine. Nothing ever happens to the people who are still alive in the show. Either that or I'm already dead but if so, who cares.
The train got a modern version as well though the history of it is very cool.
November 20, 2024 at 1:48 PM
The train got a modern version as well though the history of it is very cool.
Now that's just silly. I don't even post that much.
November 18, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Now that's just silly. I don't even post that much.
I'm not surprised but still disappointed.
November 4, 2024 at 12:04 PM
I'm not surprised but still disappointed.
There is things I don't understand. This is one of them.
Who here marked me as trans friendly, how would you even vet that?
I mean, sincerely thank you, but uh. I'm surprised.
Who here marked me as trans friendly, how would you even vet that?
I mean, sincerely thank you, but uh. I'm surprised.
October 10, 2024 at 9:23 AM
There is things I don't understand. This is one of them.
Who here marked me as trans friendly, how would you even vet that?
I mean, sincerely thank you, but uh. I'm surprised.
Who here marked me as trans friendly, how would you even vet that?
I mean, sincerely thank you, but uh. I'm surprised.
Post a meme made by you
It only makes sense within context but yeah they somehow ended up in kind of a dnd party. Also the Landsknecht lady is a bitch(affectionate).
It only makes sense within context but yeah they somehow ended up in kind of a dnd party. Also the Landsknecht lady is a bitch(affectionate).
September 1, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Post a meme made by you
It only makes sense within context but yeah they somehow ended up in kind of a dnd party. Also the Landsknecht lady is a bitch(affectionate).
It only makes sense within context but yeah they somehow ended up in kind of a dnd party. Also the Landsknecht lady is a bitch(affectionate).
Last saved meme is your moral philosophy
August 21, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Mine too. Mine's 11 years old though.
August 14, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Mine too. Mine's 11 years old though.
If you see this, post an image you save dbecause it made you laugh...
August 13, 2024 at 8:01 AM
If you see this, post an image you save dbecause it made you laugh...
I just wanna say.
(Comic by Sarah Andersen, look at her webcomic it's very funny.)
(Comic by Sarah Andersen, look at her webcomic it's very funny.)
July 26, 2024 at 10:42 AM
I just wanna say.
(Comic by Sarah Andersen, look at her webcomic it's very funny.)
(Comic by Sarah Andersen, look at her webcomic it's very funny.)
Oof hope you're doing well.
My Labrador used to run head first into a vertical i steel bar while playing. She shook her head in mild confusion and kept running.
Despite the apparently not so inevitable head trauma she is still smarter than you expect of her when you look into her face.
My Labrador used to run head first into a vertical i steel bar while playing. She shook her head in mild confusion and kept running.
Despite the apparently not so inevitable head trauma she is still smarter than you expect of her when you look into her face.
July 25, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Oof hope you're doing well.
My Labrador used to run head first into a vertical i steel bar while playing. She shook her head in mild confusion and kept running.
Despite the apparently not so inevitable head trauma she is still smarter than you expect of her when you look into her face.
My Labrador used to run head first into a vertical i steel bar while playing. She shook her head in mild confusion and kept running.
Despite the apparently not so inevitable head trauma she is still smarter than you expect of her when you look into her face.
Horrible. There's so much going on! It doesn't seem real.
The only times I've seen so much on screen is international news or news shows on trash TV channels.
The only times I've seen so much on screen is international news or news shows on trash TV channels.
July 24, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Horrible. There's so much going on! It doesn't seem real.
The only times I've seen so much on screen is international news or news shows on trash TV channels.
The only times I've seen so much on screen is international news or news shows on trash TV channels.
Your mentions must be a whole mess. Would you like a pupper?
July 5, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Your mentions must be a whole mess. Would you like a pupper?
I'm an artist and I've made an existing AI picture fulfill a useful purpose. By being a stepstool to greatness with it's bad mediocrity.
Other than that, it can stay the fuck away from me.
Other than that, it can stay the fuck away from me.
May 31, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I'm an artist and I've made an existing AI picture fulfill a useful purpose. By being a stepstool to greatness with it's bad mediocrity.
Other than that, it can stay the fuck away from me.
Other than that, it can stay the fuck away from me.
I can offer a doggy palate cleanser for the last 3 hours.
May 23, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I can offer a doggy palate cleanser for the last 3 hours.