@xiobhan.bsky.social
Recovering Republican, currently an enemy within. Working mom, wife, daughter, sibling. Everything takes work. Team dog. Team babies.
Well this only took me two hours 🥴
June 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Well this only took me two hours 🥴
How does a person have this in their bio, and then post memes like this?
April 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
How does a person have this in their bio, and then post memes like this?
Over on Threads I went semi-viral and got picked up by OverheardWashington and my family was not impressed.
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Over on Threads I went semi-viral and got picked up by OverheardWashington and my family was not impressed.
I’m a BROAD. With GAMS. Ticker? What ticker? Here’s a nice interview with Frank Stallone.
April 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m a BROAD. With GAMS. Ticker? What ticker? Here’s a nice interview with Frank Stallone.
Love the Fox take:
April 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Love the Fox take:
I thought we were (checks notes) protecting women? But no research including them is allowed?
February 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I thought we were (checks notes) protecting women? But no research including them is allowed?
If you aren’t following Fednews on Reddit, go now. Hear what’s happening in real time.
February 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you aren’t following Fednews on Reddit, go now. Hear what’s happening in real time.
The Biden blame has already started. From Fox today:
January 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The Biden blame has already started. From Fox today:
Hurting trans kids will not stop people like this. (My daughters school)
January 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hurting trans kids will not stop people like this. (My daughters school)
Behold, my first TikTok. I was pretty proud of it.
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Behold, my first TikTok. I was pretty proud of it.
When you almost step on poor Barley because she matches so well.
January 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
When you almost step on poor Barley because she matches so well.
Husband green flags: “OMG THE NATIONAL MULLET COMPETITION IS ON!”
December 26, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Husband green flags: “OMG THE NATIONAL MULLET COMPETITION IS ON!”
You don’t say….
December 17, 2024 at 12:23 AM
You don’t say….
“The cat came back, the very next day. The cat came back, they thought he was a goner…”
December 10, 2024 at 1:27 PM
“The cat came back, the very next day. The cat came back, they thought he was a goner…”
CNN, hire new headline writers.
December 6, 2024 at 2:46 PM
CNN, hire new headline writers.
When your kid is stuck, not moving, for eight hours on I-90 but thanks to Life 360, traffic cams and NBC nightly news you can basically hang with him.
December 1, 2024 at 12:07 AM
When your kid is stuck, not moving, for eight hours on I-90 but thanks to Life 360, traffic cams and NBC nightly news you can basically hang with him.
I’m obsessed with sleep data. I also may have found the magic recipe of melatonin, zzquil, dad grass sleep gummies, HRT and a cold room.
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I’m obsessed with sleep data. I also may have found the magic recipe of melatonin, zzquil, dad grass sleep gummies, HRT and a cold room.
I actually saved this. People have short memories.
November 23, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I actually saved this. People have short memories.
I can’t wait for the EXONERATED! I WON! posts. 😒
November 23, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I can’t wait for the EXONERATED! I WON! posts. 😒
As a reminder, this is what 17 yo girls look like, one of which is mine. F* Matt Gaetz.
November 21, 2024 at 4:37 PM
As a reminder, this is what 17 yo girls look like, one of which is mine. F* Matt Gaetz.