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They're 3 points behind the 2nd seed in the Atlantic, it's not that far out of reach yet.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
high demand sports tickets provide all the fun of a real estate bubble, but instead of popping it just resets every game
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Jackbox is about understanding which specific kinds of dick jokes will pop the other players
October 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
could be people that buy into accelerationism and think things need to get worse before they can get better. they know he's shit, don't 'identify' with his party, and got exactly what they expected
September 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
probably setting the table to portray him as a poor impressionable white christian boy who got corrupted by the evil trans agenda, it's just inconvenient for the narrative that the trans person in the story is fully cooperating with investigators
September 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hasek's team results were because he played on worse teams than the others, though that's a compelling argument against wanting his career.

If he spent his whole career behind NJD defense it would be the goalie equivalent of Gretzky being inflated by the 80's Oilers.
September 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
failure to intelligently protect yourself gets you disqualified in a UFC fight, but is a prerequisite in a powerslap match. it's like he needed the side hustle to fulfill his desire to exploit his workers just a little more with a mainstream version of Bumfights
August 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
any power he'll have for the rest of his life is either already won, or won't be won democratically. no incentive to pander to the poors anymore.
July 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
grapes is going to unretire his podcast if they take away the suits
June 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
That narrative mostly started when Chicago won 3 cups, signed Kane and Toews for 10M+, and never won again. Might need adjustment to 'you can't win with the highest paid player in the league on your roster'
May 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
it's not like he backpedaled his way into a Selke in 1999, his game evolved the way it does for most great players where their hockey IQ goes up while everything else declines naturally with age.
May 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
a boring generic conservative is their best bet to take advantage of 14 years of accumulated incumbent fatigue, but they won't be able to stop themselves from finding the incel king and making him leader instead
May 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
did he steal OEL's shirt
April 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"please trust the guy who doesn't understand the difference between insane asylum and seeking asylum, or the difference between a budget deficit and a trade deficit"
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
bitcoin was 35k when biden was sworn in, 70k at the election, and 100k at the end of his term. If their savings went down during that time it was a skill issue
March 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
expand Vees nuts
March 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
obviously, high quality american produced fent doesn't kill anyone, it's just that maple flavored trash from snow mexico that's killing hundreds of millions of americans every day
March 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
depends on the sound to smell ratio
February 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
sausage farming never tasted so good
February 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
PK must be worried that ICE would throw him on the next Trizzy Tugboat to Africa if he wasn't rich and willing to publicly glaze the dear leader
February 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
February 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If they wait too long they get undercut by a cheaper Chinese alternative like deepseek, there's too much money to be made on speculative tech demos to not rush them out asap. Even the gaming world made it clear that there's no money lost from selling an unfinished product as "early access"
February 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
they're just really efficient calculators, and every new high tech thing is going to be dependent on a lot of math.
February 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM