xian cochran
xiancochran.bsky.social
xian cochran
@xiancochran.bsky.social
PNW native, dirtbag socialist
those… those are x-wings.
July 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
my weed store raised their prices. it’s still insanely cheap. $18 for a gram of vape? yes please.
July 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
money isn’t real. we made it up.
July 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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The guy in the bathroom stall next to me needs an exorcist and/or a midwife
July 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
so cool of bluesky to tell you your account is suspended but not include the skeet or any context whatsoever.

just fuck off for 24 hours.
July 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I love that any time I argue with my dad and provide an irrefutable fact he disagrees with, he just mutters "well I don't know about that" and then pretends I never said it
July 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I don’t wanna brag, but the chick who read tarot for me said my reading was really impressive
July 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
oh no AI says I can’t call this fucking dipshit out for being a fucking dipshit.

only lazy, moronic pussies use AI to fight their battles.
July 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
when these idiots figure out how alts work…
July 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I should probably clean my apartment if I’mma start dating again
January 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
asshole parked right on the line at the paint store. my mirror bumped his as I opened the door so he rolled down the window and chastised me to be careful.

awww, did your beat up work truck get a booboo? learn to park better, dipshit.
January 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
do wolf man and invisible man exist in the same cinematic universe? is there a man-o-verse?
January 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
date #2 tomorrow night

please don’t fuck this up
January 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
nosferatu review: gorgeous, but kinda dumb
January 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
impressive that it only took me about ten hours, eight of which I was asleep for, to be called a nazi for the first time in 2025
January 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I never realized I was involved in ”discourse” just because I expressed a personal pet peeve
January 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m just gonna hang out here until that bullshit dies down
January 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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40% of cops
April 24, 2024 at 2:51 PM
the fuck is wrong with this captcha?
April 23, 2024 at 8:51 PM